To select your trinket, first roll 1d4 to determine which table you're rolling on.
Table 1
A petrified mouse
A petrified potato that resembles someone important to you.
A wolf's head wrought in silver that is also a whistle
A woodcut of a wolf devouring its own hind leg
A moist coral figurine of a lamprey with arms, legs, and a bipedal stance
A tiny mechanical crab or spider that moves about when it's not being observed
A tiny silver icon of a raven
A bronze pentacle with an etching of a rat's head in its center
A small glass bird that when set down near water dips its head in as if to get a drink.
The tiny skull of a rabbit that whispers scathing insults when nobody is looking.
The desiccated body of a small eight-legged black lizard.
An ivory whale statuette.
A mummified raven claw
A planchette etched with raven skulls
A bright green feather that smells pleasantly of citrus
A fan that, when unfolded, shows a sleeping cat
A pair of bronze scissors in the shape of a pair of leaping dolphins.
A piece of petrified wood carved into the shape of a seashell.
A small bird statuette that plays unpleasant, disturbing music
Statue of unknown animal made of copper that makes your fingertips change colour
A dagger-sized shark tooth
A pitcher-sized, opalescent snail shell that occasionally, inexplicably shudders or tips over
An owl figurine carved from a mysterious bone
A small wooden figurine of a yawning walrus, painted in red and black
A piece of sea glass shaped like a unicorn's horn
A ceramic figure of a cat with too many eyes
A soft feather that falls like a stone when dropped.
A tiny skull carved from dark wood
A swatch of silvery fur that's cold to the touch
A small conch shell covered in black crystal.
A conch shell which is always damp and constantly drips saltwater.
Opalescent conch shell that laughs when you hold it to your ear
A bird cage that puts any small animal inside of it into stasis.
A wearable tail made of green glass, that moves like a real tail.
Worm made of rust, it's alive and feeds of metal.
Whistle that when used, makes no sound, but attracts wild bestial animals around.
A figurine of a cat that changes position whenever someone is speaking about you.
A set of rune dice that, when shaken, always spell out the name of your last pet.
A tiny music box that plays a song you dimly remember from your childhood
An empty silver snuffbox bearing an inscription on the surface that says "dreams"
A wooden box with a ceramic bottom that holds a living worm with a head on each end of its body
A small puzzle box made of brass, that is slightly warm to the touch.
A small wooden box filled with a strange red clay.
A small jewelry box made from the shell of a turtle.
A music box that plays by itself whenever someone holding it dances
A small locked box that quietly hums a lovely melody at night but you always forget it in the morning
A sewing box that smells of old wood and has three spools of blue thread inside
A glass jar containing lard with a label that reads, "Griffon Grease"
An unbreakable sealed jar of glowing water that hums when shaken.
A glass jar containing the preserved corpse of an unfamiliar aquatic creature.
A jar containing an unidentifiable, sweet, sticky substance
A mason jar containing a harmless but agitated animate ooze
A canopic jar with a lid sculpted like a goat
An empty glass vial that smells of perfume when opened
A metal can that has no opening but sounds as if it is filled with liquid, sand, spiders, or broken glass (your choice)
A tiny cage with no door
A metal urn containing the ashes of a hero
An urn with the ashes of a dead relative
A sealed vial filled with faintly luminescent blue mist
A vial of perfume, the scent of which only certain creatures can detect
A vial of liquid that prevents perspiration
A small vial of black sand that glows slightly in the moonlight.
A small vial that is always filled with the smell of autumn wind.
A small collapsible silver cup that perspires constantly when opened.
An hourglass that tells time with falling mist instead of sand.
An hourglass in which the sands pour upward instead of downward.
A glass cup that can only be filled half way no matter how much liquid is poured into it.
Teacup made from a varnished mushroom cap that magically keeps its liquid contents lukewarm
A canteen filled with a foul smelling orange mud.
A small packet filled with pink dust
A bronze oil lamp which is rumored to have once held a genie.
A glass bottle with a tiny ship of unfamiliar design inside.
Tiny bottle filled with rainwater collected from the Feywild
A glass ampoule containing a neon green fluid
An ornate but empty reliquary made of silver and fractured glass
8-ounce, glass wine bottle that magically reassembles itself 1 minute after being broken
Saltshaker shaped like a wizard's tower
Rucksack in which one potato magically appears each day at dawn
Flask of spectral glowworms that change color to reflect the mood of the flask's holder
A tea kettle that heats itself when filled with water.
A crude chalice made of coal.
A bottle of invisible ink that can only be read at sunset
A wineskin that refills when interred with a dead person for a night
A lantern with a black candle that never runs out and that burns with green flame
A teacup from a child's tea set, stained with blood
A pouch made of flesh, with a sinew drawstring
A warm, fist-sized egg case
A wineskin that refills when interred with a dead person for a night
A casket containing one hundred tasteless blue pills that produce no discernible effect when swallowed
A bottle of ink that changes to the same colour of your last meal
A bottle of invisible ink that can only be read at sunset
An inkwell that makes one a little nauseous when staring at it
This drinking cup changes color depending on its contents. With careful years of study, a person could craft a reference book and use the cup to identify all kinds of liquids... perhaps even poisons. Indeed, it's possible that someone has already compiled such a book, but if they did it was separated from the cup long ago.
Wooden box that can only be opened when in a bad mood, when opened it sprays a fragrance of flowers that puts the user in a good mood.
Small box with details made of wood, it has it's own small contained wormhole, sometimes random things pop out of it.
Delicate wooden box with a collection of pewter miniatures (around 30) of different persons and creatures.
Box made of gold with beautiful designs, when opened it's always full of cigarettes and they never run out.
Box that changes shape and color every 2 hours.
Small gold box with lots of decorations and strange writing.
A metal can full of human screams.
Table 2
A silver skull the size of a coin
A mosaic tile with a multicolored, glazed surface
A pyramid of sticky black incense that smells very bad
A small idol depicting a nightmarish creature that gives you unsettling dreams when you sleep near it
A 1-ounce block made from an unknown material
A single caltrop made from bone
Weak magnetic wand
A seal which imprints a mysterious, unknown coat of arms into hard rock.
An arrowhead carved from seasalt.
A ball of speckled brown fur that appears to be alive
A palm-sized cylinder that emits a harmless ray of glowing blue light when squeezed
Seven small beads of sandstone on a string, all different colors.
A small, clay square with an unknown rune etched into one side.
A bone fragment with brass inlaid runes
Wooden magnifying glass missing its lens
A foot-long, egg-shaped object made from stitched leather
A flag from a ship lost at sea
Paintbrush made entirely of ceramic-even the bristles
An old chess piece made from glass
A cameo carved in the likeness of a hideous person
Delicate silver cameo with pictures of twin children opposite one another
A cameo with the profile's face scratched away
A cameo with the silhouette of an unknown species
A preserved flower that feels warm to the touch
Sprig of rosemary wrapped with ribbon at one end
A bouquet of funerary flowers that always looks and smells fresh
A dried flower; if it's placed in water, it blooms
A pressed flower with vivid green petals; when you smell it, you hear eerie music
A single large seed that's warm to the touch
Pouch of seeds that smell like home
Silvered pinecone
Potted daffodil that sways when near a source of music
A rose carved from coral.
Glossy mushroom with a red, bell-shaped cap that jingles when shook
A small crystal snowglobe that, when shaken, seems to form silhouettes of dancing forms.
A snow globe that doesn't need to be shaken
This transparent glass sphere encloses a miniature scene of a river of tar running through a wasteland. It also contains a mystical blue liquid, which seems like it would mix with the tar if the globe were shaken.
Light moves strangely through this glassine cube, forming square patterns of blue and purple colors.
A perpetually warm disk of dark iron
This tiny stone ball appears completely ordinary. No amount of close inspection reveals anything that stands out, nor any signs that this is anything more than it appears. Yet at any sign of mirth nearby, the stone ball will start howling at an ever-increasing intensity until it completely drowns out the laughter.
This glass-like globe clearly depicts an unknown world. The more you look at it, the more details you discover... as if the globe somehow enhances and concentrates your vision as you examine it.
This small polished disk looks like a handheld mirror, but anyone who looks into it sees an image of their father - or their species' equivalent - looking back at them, mirroring their every move.
This dusty ball is whiter than anything you've ever seen. At the merest touch, it swirls with a myriad of colors that shifts to different hues as you move your fingers.
An old key
A heavy iron key bearing the name of a ship long lost to the sea.
A lock that opens when blood is dripped in its keyhole
A ring of keys for forgotten locks
A key to the family crypt
A key carved from ice that doesn't melt
A small thumb-button storage cylinder that releases a useless iron key when pressed
A ring of keys for forgotten locks
A key to the family crypt
A small iron key with a frayed blue and gold cord tied to it
A lock that opens when blood is dripped in its keyhole
Painted wooden key whose teeth change configuration every day at dawn
A brass flute that plays colors instead of sounds.
A small whistle, that when blown, whispers a name of a person or place unknown to you.
A tiny silver bell without a clapper that only you hear
A whistle made from gold-colored wood
A set of bone pipes
Wind chimes that glow when the wind blows.
A small silver bell that makes a sound like quiet, distant thunder when it's struck.
A small brass flute adorned with silver wire that is always faintly sounding.
A miniature brass horn, silent when played, but fills the air with the scent of warm and exotic spices.
An ivory flute which produces no sound
Wooden pan flute that attracts harmless local fauna when played
Tiny wooden lute with cat hairs for strings
Tuning fork that sounds the tone for the F key
A tuning fork made from a dark metal which glows with a pale, white light during thunderstorms.
A set of wind chimes made from seashells
A small journal made from preserved leaves
A small journal with leathery pages; any words you write in it slowly disappear
A blank book whose pages refuse to hold ink, chalk, graphite, or any other substance or marking
A fragment of a beautiful song, written as musical notes on two pieces of parchment
A diary with seven missing pages
Half of a floorplan for a temple, castle, or some other structure
A receipt of deposit at a bank in a far-flung city
A journal that has been heavily redacted
A four-leaf clover pressed inside a book discussing manners and etiquette
A sheet of parchment upon which is drawn a complex mechanical contraption
A book that tells the story of a legendary hero's rise and fall, with the last chapter missing
A book filled with writing that only appears when the book is held underwater.
A sealed envelope made of red leather that you haven’t been able to open. It smells of campfire.
A blank piece of wet parchment that never seems to dry.
A little black book that records your dreams, and yours alone, when you sleep
Small, worn book of children's nursery rhymes
A small notebook that causes anything written in it to disappear after 1 hour
A single page from a giant wizard's spellbook, bearing an incomplete spell
A black metal cylinder that dictates the history of an unknown plant or animal species when held
An expedition log with missing pages and a pressed flower used as a bookmark
A picture you drew as a child of your imaginary friend
The unopened letter to you from your dying father
The logbook of an ice-breaking ship called The Haifisch
Notebook that shows what's written on it only when held upside down
A picture you drew as a child of your imaginary friend
An ornate, wax-sealed crimson envelope that resists all attempts to open it
An indecipherable treasure map
An old divination card bearing your likeness
A child’s portrait with “born” written on the back, along with the next year’s date
A paper fan that won't produce a breeze no matter how hard it's waved.
Table 3
A bit of folded cloth that, when unfolded, turns into a stylish cap
A vest with one hundred tiny pockets
An alabaster mask
A nightcap that, when worn, gives you pleasant dreams
A gold monocle frame without the lens
A silver teardrop earring made from a real teardrop
A brass ring that never tarnishes
A purple handkerchief embroidered with the name of a powerful demon
An iron holy symbol devoted to an unknown god
A lady's coin purse containing two sharp fangs.
A frost-covered silver locket that's frozen shut.
A single gauntlet inscribed with a fire motif and an unfamiliar name in Primordial.
A ring made of a white metal. On the inside is a name etched in Auran.
A bracelet made of silvered fish hooks.
A single hoop earring made of a porous red stone.
A necklace with a small, rusted iron anchor.
A charred, half-melted pewter clasp that glows as if smoldering but releases no heat.
A spyglass that always shows the world suffering a terrible storm
An old scratched monocle which shows an underwater landscape whenever someone looks through it.
An amulet filled with liquid that churns, freezes, or boils to match its wearer's mood.
A glass pendant with a hole in the center that a mild breeze always blows out of.
A locket of hair that is rumored to have come from a famed fire genasi.
An eyepatch made of obsidian and a black leather cord.
A silver badge in the shape of a five-pointed star
An ornate scabbard that fits no blade you have found so far
The necklace of a sibling who died on the day you were born
A wig from someone executed by beheading
A winter coat stolen from a dying soldier
A necklace formed of the interlinked holy symbols of a dozen deities
Pallid leather gloves crafted with ivory fingernails
A walking cane with an iron ferrule that strikes sparks on stone
A black executioner's hood
A cloak pin made from enamel in the shape of a butterfly; when you take the pin off, it turns into a real butterfly, and returns when you are ready to put your cloak back on again
A small enamel flower that, when put in one's hair, animates, tying back the wearer's hair with a living vine with flowers; plucking a single flower from this vine returns it to its inanimate form
A teardrop pendant made from polished shell; when you hold it, you see the image of a young Riedran man
An unusual heraldic cloak pin that emits a short musical fanfare when tapped
A bronze gauntlet set with many slots, and which violently expels any object pressed into those slots
A talking bracelet that speaks only to correct your grammar
A small supple disk that displays weird moving symbols when placed over either eye
A pair of tinted spectacles that reduce the glare of the sun when worn
A metal bracelet that displays the number of steps you've taken since your last long rest
A pair of scrimshaw cufflinks with an image of a fisherman on a boat engraved on them
A dark blue scarf that gets lighter in shade the higher the altitude of the wearer
A black executioner’s hood
A locket containing the smeared image of an eyeless figure
A pearl necklace that turns read under the full moon
Spectacle frames in the shape of butterfly wings
Child's parasol covered in moss and leaves
An arm brace made of wet flesh that never dries out
A mask with 4 eye holes that makes your fingertips change colour
A large, stretchy sock made of a series of interlocking rings that removes flavors from food
A torc that always faces north when immersed in water
A transparent glove made of wood
A hooped earring that points towards the nearest water source when speaking
A tattered, burlap mask with a crooked smile painted on it
A green ribbon designed to be worn as a choker
Dentures with mismatched, sharpened teeth
A copper ring with “mine” engraved on the inside
An eye patch embroidered with a holy symbol
A glove with a mouth-like design stitched on the palm
A mourning veil trimmed in black lace
A sunburst amulet with a red stone at the center
Two yew rings linked together
Pendant that shows the phases of the moon
Gossamer shawl that glows faintly in moonlight
A soot-stained sock in which a nugget of coal magically appears each day at dawn
Thimble that helps you daydream when worn
Red cap that droops down to one's shoulders when worn
Mask that helps you remember your dreams if you wear it while you sleep
Tinted glass monocle that makes things look green
A blank masquerade mask
Pallid leather gloves crafted with ivory fingernails
A necklace formed of the interlinked holy symbols of a dozen deities
A silver pocket watch with thirteen hours marked on the face
A pocket watch that runs backward for an hour every midnight
A pair of what seems to be, red leather boots, but when you touch them, a wave of sadness and disgust at the greed of humanity repulses you. You can't even consider wearing them.
When you insert this set of plugs into your ears, you can suddenly hear through the ears of another being. Pulling out the earplugs and reinserting them into your ears links you to a different individual. Overheard speech seems to be completely incomprehensible and alien each time, so the target individuals are probably very distant in space or time... or both.
These six-fingered gloves are completely and utterly achromatic. Their singular lack of color is nearly hypnotic.
This dark mask appears to be made of wood, yet it feels like cold metal to the touch. When you put it to your face, you hear the sound of wardrums beating in the distance.
This is a finely-made armband, or perhaps a bracelet for something larger than most humans. It is made of ordinary golden metal and encrusted with useless gems. If you focus your gaze on it for a few seconds, it disappears from sight and can no longer be felt against the skin. It reappears at its last location once no one is looking there.
Goggles that make the wearer see sounds.
Ring for two fingers (it's really big) with a orange stone, if the user looks at the stone, he can see the life of a person.
Handkerchief that automatically cleans itself and emanates a nice smell when used.
One wig that when used in the head, it can grow hair with colour and haircut of the users choice.
Pair of small glass legs that always dances.
Pair of gloves that can extend their fingers to 10 cms.
Pants that glow in the dark.
Hat made of animal skin, if the user wears it, it brings forth random useless knowledge from other times.
Necklace with a beautiful green-blueish gem, if looked closely inside the gem can be seen a certain galaxy kind pattern, some say it's an actual galaxy.
Hat made of black glass that cleans your hair when used for 1 minute.
Necklace made of bones of no known creature.
Earring that whispers optimistic words when needed.
Belt that makes you appear more muscular. You always appear as if you've recently been oiled.
A wooden ring that whispers if food found in the wilderness is edible.
A stylish feathered cap that you can put on your shadow.
Pair of wearable horns that attach to your head. Only the wearer can remove them.
Table 4
A piece of crystal that faintly glows in the moonlight
A shard of obsidian that always feels warm to the touch
A gemstone that looks like a lump of coal when examined by anyone but you
A small, finely polished geode whose crystals slowly fade between every color of the spectrum.
A fist sized rock that "beats" like a heart.
Half of a palm-sized geode that pulses dimly with purple light.
A yellow gemstone that glows dimly when a storm is nearby.
A glowing green gem that darkens when no oxygen is present
A small, weightless stone block
A stone that emits a single endless sigh
A palm-sized stone with a hole in it, through which can be heard a constantly whispering wind.
A small stone cube that acts as a magnet when placed against another stone.
A large brass coin with no markings or images on it.
A crystal lens made of ivory and gold that causes anything observed through it to appear to be surrounded by motes of multicolored light
A small prism carved from ice that doesn't melt
An eye-sized blue pearl that floats in salt water.
A clear marble that slowly rolls toward the nearest source of running water.
A deep blue piece of flint, that when struck with steel produces not a spark but a drop of water.
A polished crystal sphere; when you clutch it in your fist, a telepathic voice recites a story in your mind
A copper coin so big you could use it as a dinner plate
A sphere of polished crystal; when you hold it in your palm, you feel that it knows you and understands you
A crystal disk engraved with a labyrinthine pattern
A delicate glass ball painted with snowflakes, capped by a metal loop with a tiny hook attached to it
A glass orb filled with moving smoke
A brass orb etched with strange runes
A glass orb that replicates yesterday's weather inside itself.
A hovering, apple-sized orb of metal that follows you around
A small orb made of putty that floats like a balloon
A tiny ball of putty; if you set it down, it begins to slowly crawl around
A snowball; it doesn't melt and can't be compressed into ice
An invisible rock, usually has some paint in the sides to find it.
Rock that floats and is small enough to hide in your closed fist
Black rock with blue cracks that's always vibrating.
Statue made of obsidian, it always cries blood at midnight.
3 metal pieces that float around a 4th piece in the center.
Piece of rock that changes color depending on the weather.
A singing rock.
Flint and steel that, when used to start a fire, creates a random colored flame.
A small comb made of blue coral.
An ornate razor, which only cuts in freezing cold temperature.
A charred chisel with an unfamiliar symbol stamped into its base.
A scrimshaw-handled ink pen with black runic designs along its length
An inflatable bedroll made from an unknown material, and which slowly deflates when used
Tiny pair of sharp, iron scissors
Spool of glistening silver thread
A tiny spool of black thread that never runs out
A simple wire pyramid that preserves any foodstuffs it is placed over
A small stamp made of wood that makes people state their names out loud when hot
A silver spoon with an 'M' engraved on the handle
A spoon made of fossilised shells that pulses in time with your heartbeat
A set of silverware used by a king for his last meal
Silver fork with the outer tines bent sideways
A needle that never bends
Iron needle with an eye that refuses to let thread pass through it
Tiny sundial that casts a shadow only in moonlight
Bar of soap that smells like something memorable from your childhood
A bar of soap that can remove any stain
A black wooden pipe that creates puffs of smoke that look like skulls
A pipe that blows bubbles
A lantern with a black candle that never runs out and that burns with green flame
Wax candle that roars and crackles like a bonfire while lit
Candlestick whose candlelight looks like a tiny, dancing fairy made of fire
A mirror that only shows the back of your head.
A small handmirror which only reflects inanimate objects.
A small pocket mirror that slowly fogs over while held.
A small mirror that shows a much older version of the viewer
A mirror that makes you appear more beautiful when you tap your reflection
A compass that points in the direction of the closest edible egg.
Knife that can only cut food.
An old little doll made from a dark, dense wood and missing a hand and a foot
Porcelain doll's head that always seems to be looking at you
A small toy boat made with a walnut shell, toothpick, and piece of cloth.
A small wooden doll that when held brings back fond memories.
A faceless doll made of driftwood.
A spinning top with an image of one of the four elements on each side.
A spinning top carved with four faces: happy, sad, wrathful, and dead
A small silver spinning top that, when spun, endlessly spins until interrupted
A metal spinning top that never tips over when spun
A spinning top carved with four faces: happy, sad, wrathful, and dead
Wooden top with four sides, each bearing the image of children enjoying a different season
A six-sided crystal die; when you roll it, you feel a surge of emotion for six seconds
A 1-inch cube, each side painted a different color
A set of dice with elemental symbols and primordial runes instead of pips or numbers.
Dice made from the knuckles of a notorious charlatan
A pair of eight-sided dice carved from ice that doesn't melt
A pair of knucklebone dice, each with a skull symbol on the side that would normally show six pips
A four-sided die carved with strange markings
100-sided die the size of a plum, cut from coal
A black wooden die with 1’s on all the faces
Pinwheel whirligig that spins even when there's no wind
Wooden jigsaw puzzle piece as big as a saucer, with a painted image of a jug on it
A wooden puzzle cube covered in elemental symbols.
Ball-and-cup toy that plays a short, victorious jingle whenever the ball lands in the cup
A bronze fingertrap sculpted with roaring tigers
A complicated crystal board game that you don't know how to play
A cup and ball toy; when you successfully catch the ball in the cup, you feel a momentary surge of joy
A tiny wand that projects a glowing dot onto whatever you point it at
A metal mechanical puzzle with no apparent solution
Puzzle box that can be broken in different pieces. When reassembled it has a inexpensive random prize inside.
Box full of small pewter soldiers. When positioned they start to move and wage a little war.