This isn't anywhere near the difficulty of preferring Martin's Maximum over V=Ultimate L. In fact, it doesn't even touch the fundamentals and succeeding intricacies of the command shell performance. Moreover, I found it hard to insert the joke "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - That's a hardware problem." But delicacy isn't my strong suit.
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