Off-Beat Topics
We need more sheepdogs
Pink elephants have nasty tempers
Canada is a truck, not a sportscar
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Shamrocks should be crushed
We need greener lawns
Winter is better than you think
We should all be cowboys
TV is everything
This house would dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
TV commercials are right
Slow and steady wins the race, but doesn't enjoy it as much
Clocks are great
Mice are nice
Santa Claus is a communist plot
Darth Vader had the right idea
Ketchup is essential
Never believe us
The mouse should be our national symbol (you may substitute some other animal
Red is rotten
The mirror is mankind's worst invention
We all want to be cowboys
Life is a highway
Violence is the answer
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
All that we ever really needed to know, we learned in kindergarten
We are eggshells
We live in Oz
Life is like football (you may substitute some other sport
Life is a cabaret
Scrooge was right
Don’t let them see you sweat
This house will have its cake and eat it too
This house prefers the sounds of silence
We can't get no satisfaction
Nostalgia is not what it used to be
Anything fits a naked man
Good memories are lost jewels
If we set a devil on horseback, he will ride to the devil
God does play dice
A bad excuse is better than none
The half is better than the whole
We should set a thief to catch a thief
The train is running out of coal
The gloves are finally off
The square root is the best route
It is time to cut bait
The dream is still alive
We don't need no education
To the victor go the toils
We are out of room
This house would charge the guns
This house would damn the torpedoes and go full speed ahead
Hell has frozen over
Elvis lives
This house would rather be a tortoise than a hare
This house would keep its powder dry
This house has no taste
We would rather be Vulcans
We would rather be Klingons
This house believes everything that it reads
The National Enquirer is right
No one ever went broke underestimating the public
This house would sell snake oil
There's gold in them thar hills
We would accept the Trojan Horse
It's not over until the fat lady sings
The colder, the better
We should keep moving
Tomorrow never comes
This house prefers sunset to sunrise
Quantity is better than quality
We should not ask for whom the bell tolls
This house would bury its head in the sand
We would rather be a trumpet than a violin
This house would nuke the whales
This house is casting pearls before swine
Life is a video game
This house is a parrot, not an eagle
The eagle may soar but the beaver doesn't get sucked into the jet engine
We should pass the pepper
It's not the morality, it's how much you can bear
This house would order pizza
It's not the heat, it's the humidity
It's lonely out there
It is never our fault
This doesn't look like Kansas anymore, Toto
We just can't win
This house prefers a bath to a shower
We would rather be a snail than a tiger
Don't trust anyone over
This house would rather not grow up
The X-Files are right
Life is like the Simpsons
Height makes right
This house prefers a rose garden to a vegetable garden
We should close the border
He that shuns trifles must shun the world
The finest amusements are the most pointless ones
Halloween should be banned
Men are but children of a larger growth
Each man must watch out for his own arrow
We have made the wrong choice
This house is wearing blinders
We should turn up the volume
This house believes that it is too late
This house prefers a hiss to a roar
This house is more like Hamlet than Hercules
We should all be devils
This house would just say no
Speed kills
Living is like licking honey off of a thorn
At first we hope too much, later on, not enough
This house would make haste slowly
Life is one long process of getting tired
Good locks are the key to success
It is too hot
This house would ban the computer
This house prefers night to day
The later, the better
This house is a nail not a hammer
We are all vampires
It is getting hotter
We would rather be a sword than a shield
If you live with a lame man, you will learn to limp
This house would rather be a pauper than a prince
This house would rather cry over spilt milk than clean it up
This house would rather be the coyote than the roadrunner
Gossip is good
This house prefers a whisper to a yell
There is no life after graduation
This house is a sprinter rather than a marathon runner
This house would choose the dark side
This house would fight the power
This house would leave the Garden of Eden
There are too many of them
There are rocks ahead
Love is the greatest trap
This house is a spider, not a fly
We are heading over the cliff
It's a long way down
Easy come, easy go
Better dead than red
The machines are in charge
This house should start over
This house would rather be the hunted than the hunter
The eagle is dying
Life was better before TV
This house believes that you are better dead than wed
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
We should let the animals out of the zoo
This house would let it be
The sun is new again, all day
This house would Embrace the light
Goody-goodies are the thieves of virtue
90% percent of success is showing up
You cannot satisfy hunger by drawing a cake
This house would listen to Yoda
If there is no God then anything is permitted
This house would turn up the volume
This house prefer geeks to nerds
This house would change the channel
This house believes in purple people eaters
The cup runneth over
This house would replace the maple leaf as Canada’s national symbol with "the hockey stick"
This House would run while holding scissors
We should remember that in the long run, we are all dead.
This House would rather not win