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Dave Wong is an internationally renowned man of steel, 5 time consecutive winner of the people's hottest bachelor award. Has received the Nobel Peace Prize twice for stopping brushfire wars in Rwanda. He brought an end to the middle east conflict, by flexing, and showing the world what a true harbinger of prosperity really is. Dave Wong can stop a speeding bullet with a look. He robs from the rich and gives to himself. Dave enjoys pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. He also has a small dog named Baxter. Dave occasionally enjoys playing jazz flute for orphans. He once saved an entire bus full of orphans from a flaming kitten factory full of fluffy pillows, and then went back in and saved all the kittens. Dave has been compared to both Ghandi and Jesus, for his noble spirit and his goodwill toward all mankind. Dave was once captured as a POW in the last world war, but heroically escaped with all the prisoners on his back. He then swam the 20 miles back to shore after his makeshift raft sank in the pacific, still with all the rescued POWs on his back. In his spare time, Dave enjoys fighting crime, but refuses to take any payment for his good deeds. He is a modest being, and helps the starving by making waffle fries, fo' free. Dave is stoically against steroid usage in both athletes and small children. He acquired his massive pecs by bench pressing polar bears while cleaning oil from the Exxon Valdez's spill off of them with his bare hands. Dave Wong is the reason communism failed in Russia. He singlehandedly smashed the Berlin Wall with just his deltoids.
Dave Wong is an internationally renowned man of steel, 5 time consecutive winner of the people's hottest bachelor award. Has received the Nobel Peace Prize twice for stopping brushfire wars in Rwanda. He brought an end to the middle east conflict, by flexing, and showing the world what a true harbinger of prosperity really is. Dave Wong can stop a speeding bullet with a look. He robs from the rich and gives to himself. Dave enjoys pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. He also has a small dog named Baxter. Dave occasionally enjoys playing jazz flute for orphans. He once saved an entire bus full of orphans from a flaming kitten factory full of fluffy pillows, and then went back in and saved all the kittens. Dave has been compared to both Ghandi and Jesus, for his noble spirit and his goodwill toward all mankind. Dave was once captured as a POW in the last world war, but heroically escaped with all the prisoners on his back. He then swam the 20 miles back to shore after his makeshift raft sank in the pacific, still with all the rescued POWs on his back. In his spare time, Dave enjoys fighting crime, but refuses to take any payment for his good deeds. He is a modest being, and helps the starving by making waffle fries, fo' free. Dave is stoically against steroid usage in both athletes and small children. He acquired his massive pecs by bench pressing polar bears while cleaning oil from the Exxon Valdez's spill off of them with his bare hands. Dave Wong is the reason communism failed in Russia. He singlehandedly smashed the Berlin Wall with just his deltoids.
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