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Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck on and off the field of play? There's something you can do about it.
And that's where we come in!
Club Football STL employs a highly trained, quasi-cultural staff of referees and officials. With our competitively skilled onsite football league, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine. Of course, you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better at football you... better than you could ever become without us.
How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Club Football STL, I'm also a client.
That's me, 22 years and 150 pounds ago, before I knew how much I hated myself. That all changed once I founded the Club Football STL. But don't just take my word for it, come on down and find out for yourself.
Because here at Club Football, we're better than you, and we know it.
CHAMPIONS PAST AND PRESENT.
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CHAMPIONS OF SEASONS PAST
Past Winners of Monty's Cup
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