Glowing Crystal Ball

 Has five sayings to give you a "personalized" reading:

 "You should have good fortune"

 "I wouldn't go there"

 "You'd better just ask someone close to you"

 "Have you looked in the mirror lately?"

 "Expect a small tragedy"

 Press the button to hear a phrase

 On/off switch

 Indoor use only

 Plastic; uses 3 AA batteries, included