"Woe to you lawyers"

One of these beards belongs to country lawyer Steven J. Tinti who fawns over the local bully, the largest landowner in Iron County. The other emphasizes the masculinity of humanity's savior who said:

"Woe to you lawyers… you load men with burdens grievous to be borne, and you yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers… Woe unto you lawyers! You took away the key of knowledge; you entered not yourselves, and those who were entering you hindered."

Gospel of Luke 11:46, 52, American Standard Version (ASV)

Head of Christ, by Warner Sallman; the most reproduced image in history.

He painted it when he belonged to the church that I grew up in:

Waveland Ave Congregational, in Chicago. My dad knew him.