1) While not attending a staff meeting I was assigned to write a Christmas play for the Forestry Department at the Australian National University back in 1995,
apparently I was considered the most conservation-minded and therefore 'arty'.
I wrote a part for everyone, and they had a huge time, but alcohol may've helped.
This version is complete with original spelling mistakes.
Try to see the double or triple meanings, but you have to know the people to really get it.
PDF file below.
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