While not attending a particular staff meeting I was assigned to write a play for the Forestry Department at the Australian National University back in 1995.
Apparently because I was conservation-minded, and therefore of the 'arty' type.
I gave everyone a part and they seemed to have a huge time, though the alcohol may've helped.
This version is complete with my original spelling mistakes.
You have to know the people to really get it, but try to see all the double or triple meanings.
-- see PDF file below