Dumbo Chart

Post date: Mar 25, 2013 11:35:13 PM

Dumbo Chart (also referred to as Dumbo Rating or Dumbo Scale) is a rating on scale 1 to 10 that describes the dumbness of the person in question.

Symptoms include:

10 - Very high potential to swear, thinks he knows everything while he doesn't, has more than one obsession, and less than seven peers communicate with them on a daily basis.

9 - High potential to swear, thinks he knows everything while he doesn't, has one or more obsessions, and less than ten peers communicate with them regularly.

8 - Relatively high potential to swear, thinks he knows everything while he doesn't, has one or more obsessions, and less than fifteen peers communicate with them regularly.

7 - Potential to swear, thinks he knows everything, has one or more obsessions, and less than twenty peers communicate with them regularly.

6 - Low potential to swear, thinks he knows everything, has one or more obsessions, and less than twenty-five peers communicate with them regularly.

5 - Three of attributes of 8

4 - Three of attributes of 7

3 - Two attributes of 7-10 or three attributes of 6

OR claiming to have:

2 - Two attributes of 6

1 - One attribute of 6

0 - No attributes of 6

(See Law of Liar)