Post date: Oct 25, 2009 6:18:26 AM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. After you've done that, go and ask your brother Sean if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Mum, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Hey Bec, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' His sister replied, 'Oh my God! I LURRRRV Brad Pitt I'd sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Hey there bro', tell me, would you sleep with Brad Pitt if you were going to get a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?' Junior pondered the answers for a couple of days and finally went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Well my boy, did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?' To which the boy replied, 'Yep, sure did. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million bucks ............... but realistically,...... we're living with two sluts and a queer.'