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MATH JOKES
MATH JOKES
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!
A: Square meals!
Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?
Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?
A: Because they already 8!
A: Because they already 8!
Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
A: Student: You told me not to use TABLES!
A: Student: You told me not to use TABLES!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're so pointless!
A: You're so pointless!
Q: What shape is inside a Starbucks?
Q: What shape is inside a Starbucks?
A: A line.
A: A line.
Q: Do you know what's odd?
Q: Do you know what's odd?
A: Every other number!
A: Every other number!
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven, eight, nine!
A: Because seven, eight, nine!
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