Arrest

“The existence of entropy in our universe is like none other: probability, possibility, the maybe that has sparked the thought of the billions before us and billions after. It can and will shape our thoughts, to the point where it is spiteful enough to give us the illusion of free will, and it is nothing and everything at the same time. This is what we, stubborn baby chimpanzees we are, forget constantly: Everything is and will be everything, and nothing is and will be nothing. Your head will be a part of the sun one day, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. I had no will in the matter.”

The officer isn’t amused. I guess handcuffs make mine a less convincing voice.