By Laura Newman
Inspired by James Solomon Benn’s Sandwich Testifyin’!
VERSES ONE - FOUR [solo]
I was feeling so hungry
Walking down the street.
I was feeling so hungry
For something sweet.
And there he was
With his red, red hair.
Oh Ronald McDonald!
What you do to a girl.
And there’s my sister Wendy
And K-K-KFC,
Oh Burger King,
Can I be your Queen?
But I just kept on walking.
Starving for more.
Then I went home,
And I opened the door…
CHORUS [solo]
And I made myself a sandwich
I made myself a sandwich
Glory! Glory!
Hallaju-wich!
CHORUS [choir joins & repeats]
Yes, I made myself a sandwich
I made myself a sandwich
Glory! Glory!
Hallaju-wich!
SOLO [vamp over choir]
It tasted good!
Sprouts and lettuce!
Pesto, cheese,
all the fixin’s if you please!
Sriracha mayo!
(etc…)
FINAL CHORUS
CHOIR
Glory! Glory!
SOLO [final vamp]
On 7-grain, organic, spouted, sunflower bread!!
ALL
Yeah!!