Did you hear about the guy that was giving out dead batteries? They were free of charge.

-Tobias Fenster

Walking into a Room by Vihaan Fernandes

Someone walked into the room. They said hello. That's it.

What did the square say to the earth? You are pointless 

-Aaron Telio

Joke About Vegan by Tom Shahal-Schiffer

If two vegans are fighting is it still considered beef?

What does a computer like to eat?     

Chips!

-Valentina Fayngrersh

What happened when the writing class got hungry

They ate their words. 

-Vidhi Phirke

Why is ten plus ten the same as eleven plus eleven?

Because eleven plus eleven equals twenty too!

-Ryan Slater

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

-George Gerdon

Why are Koalas not considered bear? 

Because they don't have the right koalafacations 

-Orli Sprecher

How do trees get into the internet? They log in 

-Almog Keshet and Anonymous and George Konary

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Nasko Viola

Why did the boy wear his coat to dinner? Because chili was on the menu.

Juliette Vincent

What do computers like to eat?

Chips!

By Ava Solomon

What is a computer’s first sign of old age?

Loss of memory.

By Valentina Fayngersh

What does a baby computer call his father?

Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.”

By Valentina Fayngersh

What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?

The space bar.

By Valentina Fayngersh

How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gives her a ring.

By Valentina Fayngersh

Dad Jokes by Valentina Fayngersh

What about the kidnapping at school? Good news, they woke him up.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”

What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.

I don't tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he usually laughs.

What’s the best way to get the hospital after breaking your foot? With a tow truck.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

By Pippa Franklin

The definition of a doctor:

We kill your ills with pills, Then kill you with bills.

By Hannah Ng

I have a bank, but no money. I have a bed, but I never sleep. I run, but never walk. What am I?

A river.

By Azm Ali

Switzerland Joke:

There is many great this about Switzerland, the flag is a big plus!

By Harper Gaines

A Chemistry Joke:

I made a chemistry joke it didn't get much of a reaction

By Lavinia Shanks

The real joke

What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

DO these genes make me look fat?

By:George Konary

Joke

What's a DJ's favorite makeup?

Masca-raa

By Anonymous 

Rubber Toes

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

By: Tom Shahal-Schiffer

Joke

Why did the cellphone wear glasses. Because they lost all there contact 

By: Mohammed Elfaki