檳榔攤老闆阿花 阿枝拖車司機重聽阿伯一對情人 警察打板
(七彩霓虹燈音樂下)
老闆: 阿花阿 阿枝阿 日頭曬屁股了你倆ㄟ人還不出來賣檳榔是在幹嘛？ 阿枝阿 阿花阿
阿枝＋阿花： 來阿啦 頭ㄟ （嗯嗯嗯）（唱）我家ㄟ巷仔口有一個檳榔攤 檳榔攤的姑娘阿有很多人在趴 你若來買檳榔 再送你打火機阿(點燃打火機)
阿花：大家好 我是妖嬌美麗ㄟ阿花阿啦
阿枝: 人家我就是那個遙吱吱ㄟ阿枝啦
阿枝+阿花: 我們就是頂港有名聲下港有出名ㄟ”花枝”檳榔啦
老闆: 你兩ㄟ人是好阿沒? 把店顧好我出來去送一下貨等一下若有警察來趕緊把衣服穿上
阿花+阿枝: 細的 老闆
阿枝: 奇怪今ㄚ日怎都沒人來買檳榔阿? 我看我們來去路邊招人客啦
阿枝＋阿花：來喲來喲人客來買檳榔哦今阿日大俗賣買一百再送你啤酒(美女)哦
(重聽阿伯經過)
阿枝+阿花: 阿伯 阿伯 稍等一下
阿伯： 小姐你們在叫我嗎?
阿枝+阿花: 是阿阿伯你要買檳榔嗎?
阿伯: 你們共啥？
阿花+阿枝： 你要買檳榔嗎？
阿伯：我老輝阿臭耳聾聽不清楚啦你再共一遍啦
阿花+阿枝: 我們是問你你要買檳榔沒檳榔?
阿伯: 買檳榔哦阿伯牙齒都落了了阿波梅丁當啦!
阿花+阿枝: 阿你不會早點說哦!
阿伯: 你剛剛不是說要送我美女(啤酒)?
跑場: 阿伯你在叫我嗎? 我來阿….阿伯 (追跑上阿伯)
阿伯: 驚死人阿登頭白日看到鬼…..哦彌陀佛.哦彌陀佛(跑離場)
(拖車司機經過)
司機: 小姐兩包檳榔和啤酒(美女)
阿枝: 先生 你的檳榔
司機：啤酒(美女)呢?
阿枝: 謝謝你先生
司機: 啤酒(美女)呢?
阿枝: 先生你這樣給我叫我會拍謝捏
司機: 小姐你是困沒飽在夯民哦我是共我ㄟ啤酒咧
阿枝: ㄚ…..拍謝拍謝啦我以為你是在叫我
司機: 你嘛稍拜託ㄟ看你ㄟ頭前剋衰後剋狼狽香檳逼阿剋死左右鄰居不買阿啦!
阿枝+阿花: 這個摸鱉鬼真的是龜笑鱉沒尾 自己長成這樣 阿不會放一噗阿尿照看麥還敢說別人實在有夠沒水準ㄟ啦
（１小時過後）
阿花：怎麼還是沒生意? 甘共細大家怕死不敢嚼檳榔阿阿細共…
阿枝: 呸呸呸 小孩子 有耳沒嘴 有屁股不會放屁
阿花: 呀不 你共細安怎沒郎來買檳榔?
阿枝: 不然 我們來唱歌招攬人客啦
阿花: 好ㄚ好阿
阿花＋阿枝：高高的樹上結檳榔誰先爬上誰先嘗…
(一對情人走過)
女友: 志明今晚我們兩人來去看電影好嗎?
男友: 好ㄚ 你共什麼 我都好啦
女友: 那我們看艋舺 好嗎?
男友（直盯檳榔西施）: 好阿 你共什麼 我都好啦
女友: 那安內 看完艋舺 我們去逢甲逛夜市好嗎?
男友: 好阿 你共什麼 我都好啦
女友: 那安內 夜市逛完後 我們去看夜景好嗎?
男友: 好阿 你共什麼 我都好啦
女友: 你一直看那個買檳榔ㄟ 你去娶她好啦!
男友: 好阿 你共什麼 我都好啦
女友（生氣）： 好 好你的頭啦 講什麼我親像，天頂的仙女，講什麼我親像，古早的西施, 原來你是花言巧語，真情給你騙騙去，原來你是空嘴薄舌，達到目的做你去，啊～我問你，啊～我問你，你的良心到底在哪裡。你這個薄情郎（打他一巴掌 生氣離開男友回神後緊追）
男友: 春嬌 細蕾啦 你不要生氣啦 春嬌阿 等我一ㄟ啦 （２人一起離場）
阿花+阿枝：菸導阿桑菸導阿桑你不是要買檳榔賣走阿賣走ㄚ沒采給他跑去啦 我看今ㄚ日穩死ㄟ啦 一線五銀都沒賺到 等ㄟ頭家穩把我們蕊到苦頭ㄟ啦
阿花: 最你放心 一切包在我身上你看那邊那個戴帽子的 來喲來喲來買檳榔哦我們有賣青阿也有賣包葉阿買一百再送你啤酒哦….
阿花＋阿枝: 阿害啦是警察
警察: 小姐你賣檳榔穿成這樣不會太冷嗎你老闆咧?
阿花+阿枝: 我頭家出去辦事情啦警察大人拜託你不要開單啦我老闆會扣我們薪水還會教我們走路
警察: 公事公辦 請你跟我到警局一趟再打電話叫你老闆來保你們 （全離場店被抬走時老闆在後面追趕）
老闆: (開始下音樂：今天阿峰真套老闆的臉臭臭…) 我ㄟ店咧我ㄟ店咧
全體到舞臺中敬禮下台
All: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Momo Night Market. Don’t you wait any more. Just open your eyes, turn on the lights, and enjoy the show.
Tourist 1: Ok, here we are. Let’s go…
Vendor 1: Hello, Hello, guys, don’t go. Why not try my meat ball? Once you buy it, you can get one more.
Tourist 1: What is meat ball? I don’t know.
Vendor 1: Ho ho ho….It’s not a real ball, but pork with pepper salt.
Tourist 1: Thank you. Now, I know. Please give me four.
Vendor 1: Here’s your meat ball.
Tourist 1: How much is it? Do you know?
Vendor 1: The big one is 44. And the small one is 24.
Tourist 1: The price is not low. Which one should I try? I don’t know.
Tourist 1: Eenie, meanie, minie, moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie, meanie, minie, moe.
Tourist 1: Ok. Now, I know. Please give me the one which is 44.
Vendor 2: Hello, Hello, guys, don’t go. This is milk tea with pearl. If you want, we also have milk tea with bubble.
Tourist 1: With pearl and bubble? No, no, no. I don’t want to be ill.
Vendor 2: Then how about some ice cream cone?
Tourist 1: What flavor is this ice cream cone?
Vendor 2: It’s milk from the cow—moo..moo.. Why not try some to grow tall?
Tourist 1: Well, how about that ice cream cone?
Vendor 1: It’s apple. Wanna be more beautiful?
Tourist 1: How much is it? Do you know?
Vendor 2: The big one is 44. And the small one is 24.
Tourist 1: The price is not low. Which one should I try? I don’t know.
Tourist 1: Eenie, meanie, minie, moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie, meanie, minie, moe.
Tourist 1: Ok. Now I know. Please give me one milk and one apple. Hope I can grow tall and beautiful.
Vendor 2: Now here you go.
Vendor 3: Hello, Hello, guys, don’t go. Why not try some東山鴨頭? The neck is 44 and the head is 24.
Tourist 1: 東山鴨頭? Oh, no, no, no. It must be very terrible.
Vendor 3: Come on, guys. Please don’t go. Our東山鴨頭 isn’t just so so.
Tourist 1: Ok. How much is it? Do you know?
Vendor 3: The head is 44. And the neck is 24.
Tourist 1: The price is not low. Which one should I try? I don’t know.
Tourist 1: Eenie, meanie, minie, moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie, meanie, minie, moe.
Tourist 1: Ok, now I know. Please give me one head and that’s all.
Vendor 2: Now here you go.
Vendor 4: Hello, Hello, guys, don’t go. This is our local 豆腐臭. Why not stay and enjoy its smell?
Tourist 1: Excuse me. What is 豆腐臭?
Vendor 1: Something that smells is臭.
Tourist 1: 豆腐臭? Oh, no, no, no. It smells really terrible.
Vendor 4: Come on, guys. Have a bite of our 豆腐臭. It’s really special.
Tourist 1: Ok. How much is it? Do you know?
Vendor 4: The big one is 44. And the small one is 24.
Tourist 1: The price is not low. Which one should I try? I don’t know.
Tourist 1: Eenie, meanie, minie, moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie, meanie, minie, moe.
Tourist 1: Please give me the one which is small.
Vendor 4: Ok, now here you go.
Tourist 1: Wow, now we are not hungry anymore. Let’s go to the vendor selling a doll.
Vendor 5: Hello, hello, guys. This is the right place for you to get a doll. Look at this beautiful angel. Wanna take it home?
Tourist 1: Of course I wanna take it home. How much is it? Do you know?
Vendor 5: The big one is 444. And the small one is 244.
Tourist 1: The price is not low. Which one should I buy? I don’t know.
Tourist 1: Eenie, meanie, minie, moe. Catch a tiger by his toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eenie, meanie, minie, moe.
Tourist 1: Ok, now I know. Please give me the one which is small.
Vendor 5: That’s cool. Now here you go.
Vendor 5: Just pay 244, and you can take it home.
Tourist 1: It’s already eleven fifty-four. We’d better go home by the end of the night market show.
Ok. Let’s go home… So long, my Momo Night Markt Show.