Vol 1 (Oct. 17, 2022)

Satire & Memes

Justin Bieber and a Day in his Life

Written by Hennie Henderson

In a shocking twist of events, it has been discovered that Justin Bieber was rude to his pet monkey. According to reports, Bieber got up in the morning, brushed his teeth, checked his social media, then weirdly went over to his pet monkey, Bananas, and started yelling at him and yelled at him because he dropped a peanut. In the Beiber household, dropping a peanut is a serious crime. Bananas started to whine. And then, in an act of rebellious determination, he jumped out of his cage, jumped on Justin Bieber's face, and clawed him to where Bieber's face was bleeding. After that, Banana jumped out of the window and ran away. After that Justin got rushed to the hospital because his red blood was shooting out of his face. Justin Bieber had to stay in the hospital for 2 nights but he got better. We are all glad that Bananas is free.