Bring Me The Winner

BRING ME THE WINNER!

An older Jewish gentleman  walked into a restaurant, sat down at a table, and looked at the menu. After a while the waiter came to the table and asked for the man's order.

The man replied that he would like a lobster.

A few minutes later, the waiter returned to the table with a lobster...with just one claw.

The old jewish man looked at the lobster had just one claw. He said to the waiter, "This lobster has only one claw."

The waiter explained that "the lobsters are flown in from Maine. They are in tanks. The lobsters fight. This one lost his claw."

The old Jewish man replied "Then Bring me the Winner!"