What is a fossil’s favourite music?
Hard rock
Two fossils are hanging out and eating.
Fossil 1: Dude, this is the best food ever.
Fossil 2: It looks so nice.
Fossil 1: If you want you can trilobite
I wish I could be a fossil. Only then would someone dig me.
I’m a tour guide at a museum and when I told a group of tourists that the fossil they were looking at was 65 million years and a month old, they asked me how I could be so accurate. I told them it was 65 million years old when I started working here a month ago.
What do you call a pirate that digs fossils?
An arrrrr-chaeologist.
What do you call a scientist who digs for dog bones?
A barchaeologist.