FIIGU
Paul Hostovsky
Fuck it, I’m getting up, I thought to myself
at 4AM. I’d been tossing and turning
since 2:30. I love a good acronym. FIIGU
resembles FUGIT, I thought to myself.
As in “tempus fugit,” I better get up.
But I didn’t get up. I lay there and thought
of Tolstoy, that scene from Anna Karenina
where Kitty and Levin write only the first letter
of each word in their questions and answers
about love. A little like reading each other’s minds.
Then I thought of how reading Tolstoy was a little
like counting sheep. And I tried calling to mind
what Levin’s first question was (counting on Tolstoy
to put me back to sleep). It was a long question,
I remembered that much, not easy to decipher
from the first letters only. Something like:
TMDDYLMOWIJKM: Tell me, darling
do you love me or was I just kidding myself?
And her reply was short, something like: TFB:
Tempus fugit, baby. And he got the message
and they got married. Fuck it, I’m getting up, I thought,
because now I was thinking of my own failed marriage,
how we never understood each other, no matter
how much we spelled things out. Which made me think
of Siberia, that vast, frozen, unforgiving landscape
from the Ural Mountains in the west to the Pacific Ocean
in the east; from the Arctic in the north to Mongolia
and China in the south. And I was thinking
how do you spell Kazakhstan anyway, when finally,
thank you, God–TYG–I nodded off at around
4:30. Then woke up at eight o’clock, late for work.
Flash Issue 8
Paul Hostovsky's latest book of poems is MOSTLY (FutureCycle Press, 2021). Website: paulhostovsky.com