Lori from Mrs. Halwick's Class
Q: What stops an elf from stealing toys?
A: Santa Laws!!!!
Austin from Mrs. Schindler's Class
Q: What did the egg say to the bowl?
A: You CRACK me up!
Q: Where are average things manufactured?
A: The satis"factory"!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Wendy from Mr. Rice's Class
Q: What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
A: POP music!
Austin from Mrs. Schindler's Class
Q: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
A: This tastes kinda funny!
Caleb from Mr. Wallace's Class:
Q: What animal keeps track of the time?
A: A watchdog!
Amanda from Mrs. Standish's Class:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other SLIDE!!!!!!
Justus from Mrs. Standish's Class
Q: What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A: A carpet!
Salina from Mr. Wallace's Class
Q. Why did the dancer broke a leg ?
A. Because her fans told her to break a leg !
Wendy from Mr. Rice's Class
Q: I invented a new word!!!
A: Plagiarism!!!!
Caleb from Mr. Wallace's Class:
Q: Did I ever tell you the joke about garbage?
A: No, because it was trash!
Wendy from Mr. Rice's Class:
Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was "two" tired!
Caleb from Mr. Wallace's Class:
Q: Did you hear the joke about dehydration?
A: No, because there is absolutely nothing funny about it!
Madison from Mrs. Ritter's Class:
Q: What do call a fish with no eyes?
A: fsh!
Wendy from Mr. Rice's Class:
Q: Do you want to hear a paper joke?
A: Never mind it's too TEARable!
Wendy from Mr. Rice's Class:
Q: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg" ?
A: Because every play has a cast !
Caleb from Mr. Wallace's Class:
Q: Why can’t you have a bird on your baseball team?
A: Because they always hit foul balls !
Scottie from Mrs. Schindler's Class:
Q: Why can't a leopard play hide-and-seek?
A: Because he is always spotted!
Scottie from Mrs. Schindler's Class:
Q: What did one hand say to the other?
A: U R hand-some!
Stephen from Mrs. Tedford's Class:
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Scottie from Mrs. Schindler's Class:
Q: How did the rocket lose his job?
A: It was fired!
Stephen from Mrs. Tedford's Class:
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a peice of cake!!
Scottie from Mrs. Schindler's Class:
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Scottie from Mrs. Schindler's Class:
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems!
Sofia from Mrs. Schindler's Class:
Q: What do you call a bee that was just born?
A: A baBEE!
Mrs. Kunz's First Joke:
Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!