Fresh Prince

Now, this is a story all about how

Chris Rock got slapped and I got crowned

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I’ll tell you how the Oscars was trending when nobody cared

On Hollywood Boulevard, slicked and clean

At the theater was where I’d spend most of my day

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool

And watchin’ some movies, not thinking of rules

When a comedian dude who was up to no good

Started making jokes about my better half

I gave him one little slap and sat back down

And yelled, “Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth”

About the Author

Ryan Hiemenz is a Junior Media and Communications major with a minor in Creative Writing. He works for many different publications on and around Arcadia University, both writing and editing in various styles. This year, he is the president of Arcadia's English Honors Society, Sigma Tau Delta. More personally, he is a huge fan of all things horror, spending much of his free time watching, reading, and writing things from the genre. Over the summer, he even self published a horror poetry chapbook called Fearing Fiction, and he loves to build on the stories in that book!