News headline: bigfoot keeps lumberjack as love slave

You know, almost as well as I,

That a benevolent creature like bigfoot

Could never be so malicious

As to keep Mr. Lumberjack as a slave.

More likely, Mr. Jack was struck

By the wild grace of elusive Bigfoot,

Wanting to believe that Bigfoot

Carefully chose to reveal himself to him,

And thus, fell in love.

Now, Bigfoot doesn’t feel quite as free,

Trapped by Lumber Jack’s love stare,

Pining for him, whilst pining.

About the Author

William Kyle Whitlock III is a junior, or so he thinks, majoring in English, or so he also thinks. He enjoys writing poetry, fiction, and creative non-fiction, preferably comedic, and acting. He prefers his tea loose, his games board, and his pens fountain.