Just for Fun!
Just for Fun!
Spring Jokes!!!
1. What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes?
Open-toad!
2. What type of a bow can’t be tied or untied?
A rainbow!
3. What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
4. What did the flower say to the other flower beside him?
Move over bud!
5. What does winter fat turn into?
Spring roles!
6. Did you meet that mushroom over there,I hear he’s the life of the party?
He’s a pretty fun-gi!
7. Is it allergy season again?
You’ve got to be pollen my leg!
8. What do sheep do in the spring?
They go to the baa-ber shop!
9. Why is April so clean?
Because April showers!
10. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lilly!
11. Which bird should you never let into a jewelry store?
A robin!
12. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree!
13. Do you know about the 1st of April?
Yes I'm fooly aware of it!
14. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
15. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
It lost its petals!
16. What did the tree say to mother nature in spring?
What a re-leaf!
17. How does a flower whistle?
Using its tulips!
18. Why did the deer get his braces?
He had buck teeth!
19. How is the letter ‘’A’’ like a flower?
Because a bee comes right after it!
20. When is the best time to buy a trampoline?
Spring time!
21. Why are flowers so popular?
They have lots of buds!
22. What is a flower’s favourite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill!
23. What’s the difference between spring roles and summer roles?
Seasoning!
24. What did the seed say to the flower?
OK ,bloomer!
25. What happens when gardeners get too excited?
They wet their pants!
26. What type of weather does a balloon hate?
Pop-up showers!
27. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
28. How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz ,of course!
29. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
30. What do bakers grow in their gardens?
Flour!
31. What do you get when you cross a tulip with a dog?
Collie-flower!
32. What did the farmer say to himself?
I really dig gardening!
33. How did the bee get married?
He found his honey!
Thank you for listening to these funny,amazing jokes! I hope you had a fun time reading them! Who could resist the laughter?