Student and Staff Spotlight

Intro to the Broadcast:

*Everything in this Broadcast is satire and completely a joke. Matthew Quatman is a great student and all of this interview is scripted. All characters, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional and their voices are imitated poorly*

This week, SMZ News interviews juvenile delinquent Matthew Quatman and dives deeper into the problems he has faced while attending Lima Central Catholic.

The interview will contain juvenile detention officer, Edmund Misiajsowkqmwksosmamdoskwo, and will explain the hatred between the two. It will also contain thoughts about the student from Bob Chiles and Mike Thompson.

Questions in this Broadcast will include (Spoilers Obviously):

      Matthew and Meshaw:

• Matt - "Matthew why is there so much resentment in your relationship with Edmund?"

  • • Matthew - "Well Matt, I made a joke about his mom during my freshman year and I think he's hate me ever sense"

• Matt - "Meshaw why did you take so much offense to this joke made by Matthew?"

  • • Meshaw - "My Mom's dead."

Bobby:

• Zac - "Do you know Sophomore Matthew Quatman"

  • • Bobby - "No"

Mr. Thompson:

• Zac - "Do you feel like Matthew Quatman will make it to his senior year without being expelled?"

  • • Mr. Thompson - "Well, you can't tell with a student this young, but at the rate hes going, hes gonna be expelled."