2.1.24 -National Serpent Day
2.2.24 - National Groundhog Day
2.3.24- National Ice Cream For Breakfast Day
2.4.24 - National Thank A Mail Man Day
2.5.24- National Weatherperson's Day
2.6.24 - National Frozen Yogurt Day
2.7. 24 - National Send A Card To A Friend Day
2.8.24 - National Boys Scouts Day
2.9.24- National Pizza Day
2.10.24 - National Umbrella Day
2.11.24- National Dont Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
2.12.24- National Clean Your Computer Day
2.13.24- National Pancake Day
2.14.24 - Valentine's Day
2.15.24 - National Gumdrop Day
2.17.24 - National Cabbage Day
2.18.24 - National Battery Day
2.19.24 - President'sDay
2.20.24 - National Comfy Day
2.21.24 - National Sticky Bun Day
2.22.24 - National Chili Day
2.23.24 - National Banana Bread Day
2.24.24 - National Tortilla Chip Day
2.25.24 - National Chocolate Covered Nuts Day
2.26.24 - National Pistachio Day
2.27.24 - National Polar Bear Day
2.28.24 - National Tooth Fairy Day
2.29.24 - National Leap Day
How can you get arrested on Valentine's Day?
For stealing someone's heart!
What did the gardener say to their date?
"I dig you".
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"You're a catch"
What did the ghost say to his Valentine?
"You look BOOtiful"
Why should you date a goalie?
Because he's a keeper!
Why did the husband get his wife a kitten?
Because he thought it would be a puRRfect gift
What did one watermelon say to the other?
You're one in a melon!
What did the heart say to the body?
I'm pumping for you