none of the above!!!

(2017) (with Aris Arageorgis and John Earman), "Additivity Requirements in Quantum and Classical Probability," which we worked hard on and which came out OK---but whose living authors lack the moxie to market to journals.

(2013), "Joe's intestines," draft of remarks delivered at a memorial event for Joe Camp in Pittsburgh.

(2012), "The Shaky Game +25," slides from an APA Pacific session commemorating the 25th anniversary of the publication of Arthur Fine's wonderful book.  This is the only talk I've ever given where it seemed like most of the audience was mostly enjoying it most of the time.

(2007), "Equilibrium and its Microanalysis," a contribution to an editted volume that turned out to be imaginary. The piece discusses (what I think is) a pretty neat story about emergence due to Sunny Auyang.

(2005), "Not everything is relative," a very short paper spun off of Earman and Ruetsche 2006. It makes a very minor point. Sad but true: it spent almost two years at a journal, apparently to give  a disgruntled referee time to write a report twice as long as the original submission was.  Because I already had tenure, I gave up.