Donny Do Good

Donny Do Good

Princetonians for Trump, 2019

Tune sung by Chuck Berry with original lyrics at http://youtu.be/ZFo8-JqzSCM.

High up atop Manhattan south of Central Park

So bright that down in Harlem it was never dark

A gleaming gilded penthouse made of marble stood

Where lived a wheeler dealer named Donny Do Good

Who never ever learned to talk PC too well

So he could play progressives just like ringin’ a bell

Go go

Go Donny go go

Go Donny go go

Go Donny go go

Go Donny go go

Donny Do Good!

Atlantic City’s boardwalk’s where he used to earn

A bundle swindling rich folks who just wouldn’t learn

He’d hide a pea he used to call “equality”

From marks addicted to their ideology

As he shuffled cups the other shysters thought:

"What’s that orange-haired kid got that I haven’t got?”

Go go

Go Donny go go … [four times] …

Donny Do Good

His mama told him “Don’t you never be no gent

And you will be our most amusing President

Working folk will laugh and feel they’ve found a friend

The rich elites’ll froth and fume for years on end

But someday in the darkness of a third-world night

They’ll say ‘Donny Do Good was right!’”

Go go

Go go go Donny go … [three times] …

Go

Donny Do Good!

Donald’s apartment, the 68^th floor of Trump Tower, Fifth Avenue between 56^th and 57^th Streets

At last, a leader with so much gold, he doesn’t need to steal ours!