America doesn’t just need a wall. We need a mirror-coated wall. So that whenever a foreigner comes near our golden-streeted country, he’ll see only his poor, scruffy self and go away. The rest of the world need never know we exist.

Princetonians for Trump propose that we test this idea by building a mirror-wall around a small, rich U.S. town.

Specifically Princeton. Preferably funded by alumni donations.

It’s the epitome of exclusivity.

Ávila, Spain, as seen by Moors

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