The real teachers at Princeton are the preppies. They are more instructive than faculty could ever be.

For in much wisdom is much grief;

And he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

We’ve learned a lot from the preps.

Like that faculty are hired help. If they were really smart, they’d be rich, like Daddy.

So to faculty, Princetonians for Trump offer nothing.

Hmmm … Princetonians for Trump … I’ll have Boris and Natasha do it …