Grade 2 Jokes
3/23/20 from Irene: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
answer: Yes, because a house can't jump at all!
3/24/20 from Christian: How do ninjas say hello?
answer: Hi-YAH!
from Norah: What kind of car does Yoda drive?
answer: A toyoda!
from Molly: Why did the pony get sent to his room?
answer: because he was horsing around!
3/25/20 from Lillanna: Knock, Knock
who's there?
A E
A E who?
A E I owe you a dollar!!
from Kelsey: What did the American flag say to the President?
answer: Nothing, it just waved!
from Ben: What has teeth but no cavities? answer: a comb!
Charlotte: Why did the corn get mad at the farmer?
answer: Because he was pulling his ear!
3/26 from Ava: Why aren't dogs good dancers?
answer" because they have 2 left feet!!
from Emily: What do you get from a pampered cow?
answer: Spoiled milk!!
from Maxim: Knock, knock
who's there?
cows go
cows go who?
cows go mooo!
3/27 from Mrs. Osborn: How do rabbits get their ears to stand up? answer: They use hare spray!
3/31 from Christian: Why did the superhero flush the toilet? answer: Because it was his doody.
4/1 from Ben: (This is a good one!) What's the tallest building in every city?
answer: The library, because it has so many stories!!
5/6 from Christian: Where can you watch the World Origami championships?
answer: Paperview