Sexy Beast
Title: Sexy Beast.
Series: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Pairings: Garak/Bashir.
Rating: R
Warnings: None.
Beta: Not for this one.
Feedback: Yes please.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Some geezers in the movie and television industries do. Damn them.
Summary: Comparing... bits.
”Did you know that Humans are the odd one out?” Julian pondered.
”In what sense?” Garak asked.
”We are the only species in the known galaxy with reproductive organs so exposed. Even our mammal cousins on Earth usually protect themselves better.”
Garak squirmed on the bed. ”No, I didn't know that, Doctor. Now will you please stop staring? It's disconcerting!”
”You should be flattered!” Julian replied, grinning.
”Because you find me worthy of study while I'm naked and vulnerable?”
”No. Because you're a sexy beast.”
Garak smirked, mollified. ”Can't argue with that.”
End.