The definitely real timeline

The begining of eveyhitng (69 BC)

Clash of the two civilizations (0 BC)

The First War (400-418 AD)

Fall of Poopvile (418 AD)

Fortnitia Pandemic and Decline (500-567 AD)

Fall of Fortnitia (567 AD)

Rise of goofuslang empire (568 AD)

The Goofuslang Expansions (602 AD)

The construction of goofuslangia (Somewhere between 652 and 663 AD)

Formation of the Choir Empire (700 AD)