The Doohickey

The Doohickey, also known as the Thingamabob, the Watchamacallit, the Contraption, La juguete the Whozawhatsit, and Roberta, is a very powerful device. It's most known for its very potent use from the HMFRWers in the battle of Bomb-Omb Battlefield, but that's not all it's good for. The Doohickey is very good for common household usage. You can keep it in your kitchen, or use it for sporting events, or even use it for the thing. One Doohickey will run you about 11.99 at your common grocery store, which is a pretty decent price. The most important thing you can do with a Doohickey is activate it and release the squidwards or something. It will also do the thing to your enemies. I say you should buy one. The Doohickey has even made its way into modern pop culture. Its other name, the Whatchamacallit, is now a candy bar. Most films feature a doohickey in the background in one or more scenes. You can even find today's teenagers saying the popular phrase "Hey Man, Doohickey it up and stuff." This is why the doohickey is great. 

But napleon said no A doohickey is made from the thingamajig, which is not to be confused with the what'shisface. The first step is to put the thingamajig into the batter bitch slapper. This device was initially used to make bread learn its place, but now thingamajigs can do it too. Friggin Liberals am I right? Anyway, the thingamajig is inserted with Scringlewomp and then is told bedtime stories. If the thingamajig is hungry, it can get another pass through the batter bitch slapper, and learn suck it up. Thingamajigs are big fans of googly moogly, which makes them really bad. After the bedtime story, the thingamajigs are rinsed with eeffoc by a rinsing and filling machine, and their abdominal muscles are stretched and tenderized. After this, you rub the Thingamajig with Manifesto by Sign Crushes Motorist, which is important because it teaches the thingamajig empathy. Then, you get a regular, household Doohickey, ready for shipment.

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