Advice Column

Dear Alice, 

I am not aloud to use the bathroom during lunch and when i get to my next class I really have to go, but all my teachers counter with why did you not go at lunch and I don't know what to do. 

Please help me!

-I need to go!

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Dear Alice, 

Please help! My dog keeps eating my clothes! Meaning I have to buy more and more! Please help!

Your sad friend, 

Clothy

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Dear Alice, 

When I really need to go to the bathroom, and we are in the middle of something important, I don't know how to say it without being rude. 

Signed, 

How Do You Talk Nicely

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Dear Alice, 

My dog keeps eating my homework. He is completely obsessed and I don't know what to do about it! How can I take him away from his food? Plus, I get to skip homework.

Please let me know, I'm very conflicted.

From,

Conflicted Dog Owner

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Dear Alice, 

I sit next my best friend during social studies, but she won't stop talking to me. How can I get her to stop? 

Signed, Too Much Talking For Tess

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