Conflicted Dog Owner

Dear Alice, 

My dog keeps eating my homework. He is completely obsessed and I don't know what to do about it! How can I take him away from his food? Plus, I get to skip homework.

Please let me know, I'm very conflicted.

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Conflicted Dog Owner

Dear Conflicted Dog owner, 

Let's start off with, you have the most stereotypical dog ever! If your dog keeps eating your homework, don't leave it unattended. Simply do your homework and then put it back in your bag.  Or put it up high on a countertop or in a cabinet. If your dog keeps eating your homework, than your teachers are going to think that it is just a excuse so the sooner you find an answer, the better. 

 Yours Truly,      

Alice