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Issue # New 15

~ Wednesday, 31 August, 2022 ~

"An old man's cane could be hazzardous to your health."" "~Zedwaldo

“A beautiful person is with you confide your problems."

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Lucky numbers for the week

31-39-51-17-56-50

Lucky color for the week

Turquoise

Want More Luck?

“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, con

centrate the mind on the present moment.”

―Buddha

Want more Quotes?

Some Early Memories

QuICK JoKES?

Remember your inner child?

I do believe that we all should learn to see the funny side of everything. As I continuously say to my son, it isn't funny until everyone laughs. So,let's all laugh together.

Family Jewels

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

for more jokes check out this site:

http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes

The Cook's Coroner

"It's dead, Jim."

As a side dish, why not stir-fry some shallots with tomatoes in a frying pan and then add fresh rinsed spinach to the mix and cover. Lower heat and let steam for about 5 minutes.

Handy Helpful Household Hints

[Coming soon]

[Listicle of the Week]

7 things you never want to do

1. Poke yourself in the eye (Take the spoon out of the coffee cup)
2. Go away mad (just go away)
3. Walk into the don’t walk light pole (look up from your smartphone)
4. Go to bed on the wrong side (you’ll wake up regretting it)
5. Poop or wet the bed (turn on the light and go to the bathroom)
6. Wake up next to someone you don’t recognize (OMG whatever happened to your partner?)
7. Leave home without a smile (it takes more muscles to frown, and you’ll arrive at work tired and grumpy)

Reviews

"Reading for Success!"

I am now reading

“Seven Stories Every Salesman Must Tell”

I love a good story. That’s why I read at least two or three hours every day. Even when I watch a movie, I intensely follow the storyline and drive my wife crazy with my comments. And I remember most of what I read, write and watch. I also love telling stories and jokes. The people closest to me constantly remind me that I talk too much and often times don’t listen. I need to change that formula, or at least make a course-correction. This book is like a reverse engineering analysis how the top sales achievers sell by telling stories. How they weave the magic and close the deal without even trying or understanding how they do it. I found this book when reading through Brandon Bornancin’s book on Confidential Sales Secrets. Mike breaks down the process into a formula, based on telling stories naturally, but in an organized and logical way. Simply demonstrating how to lead the prospect from introduction to closing the deal and gaining another client without selling at all. Impressive. Now I am once again pumped and anxious to “tame my tongue” so to speak and find time to actually listen more. Even if you are not into sales this book has insights that will help you be better in social situations and more clearly tell your story without boring everyone in your group.

For me it’s a bit of an eye-opener.

Other books I consider to be a worthy read are:

“How to Create Irresistible Offers”

I now purchase most of my new books in Kindle format.

I save tons of money and bookshelf space. check it out.

[compensated by Amazon]

Poetry: Rhyme or Reasonable

This week’s poem features a guest writer celebrating his 67^th birthday.

Written a little over two years ago by my brother,

this one is near and dear to my heart because

it’s about the wit and wisdom our “dear old dad,”

as the “old man” himself was fond of saying.

Quotes of My Father

by Mitch Griswold

08082020

“Amen brother Ben, shot at a rooster and killed a hen.”

“Shoot Luke the barns full of pigeons” he said to them.

The three boys sat listening to there father's wise words.

All sat there in a row each thinking “This is for the birds!”

After the years have gone by and all that we have seen.

Do we know what these two quotes really and truly mean?

Exactly what was he talking about when he would say them?

Was he being funny or were they really wise words from him?

In all honestly, I can only guess at what he was trying to say.

It seems to me that both of the phrases were a call to action.

In other words, take action before opportunity flies far away.

Even if you take a chance and miss, you are better for trying.

For more poetry and books by Mitch, kindly check out his Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/poetryofmgriswold

Mark is a local Musician based in Woonsocket, RI

Mark Albert Rocks

[Links and URL’s]

The Jetson’s are about to move into the neighborhood

Wouldn’t it be nice if I could fly, Peter? The daily commute to my office takes about twenty minutes.

Not bad for someone living near Beantown (Boston). But what if I had a flying car? The commute would be about five minutes!

That dream is now a reality. But the waiting list grows longer every day. Save your pennies…

Tesla-powered flying car doesn't require a license | Watch (msn.com)

How would you like to write an entire message using emoji’s?

First of all, you’ll need to assemble your bag of emoji tools.

Here are two great places to get more of the good stuff you’ll need to WoW your family and BFF’s

https://emojipedia.org/

https://getemoji.com/

Getting professional assistance with website creation

Professional Digital Copywriting services for developing your website normally begin at $300. I happened upon this site and found that they have a way to begin for as little as $199! Not bad at all. I asked the senior director of services and she said they have more than fifty professional experts on staff and have lowered the entry-level start-up costs. As I said, not bad… in fact, quite good indeed.

You can always do it yourself but getting help from a pro is good business. Check it out and tell them Zedwaldo sent you.

https://www.websitecruise.com/

USDA Government Health Warning:
I’m on Dark Roast Coffee with Steroids and extra sugar.
Actually, I don’t even need the coffee… It’s just another perk.

Want to know about all things coffee? Check out this blog:
The Coffee Detective

Another site Energized by
Zedwaldo.com
and supported by
a2zedcopywriting.com
;-)

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