Introduction

Hey, it’s me again, just coming at you with the latest gossip on the “fair ladies of Camelot." Thank you for joining this week’s celebrity gossip podcast. This week, we have confirmed from reliable sources within court that Guinevere and Lancelot are officially together. Apparently, this has been going on for a while and they have just decided they cannot bear to be separated. The source also confirmed that King Arthur is aware of the relationship and to our surprise, King Arthur does not seem bothered by it. Wow, I am utterly surprised! If my spouse were having an affair, I could not simply look past it. Not to mention, there are rumors that Guinevere is seducing most of the Knights at the round table to “reward” them for their loyalty to Arthur. You would think someone who cared about their husband’s wellbeing would be a little more faithful.

Next on the list comes Morgan Le Fay. It is rumored that Morgan is being accused of sorcery and plotting to steal King Arthur’s sword, again. It is also rumored the Morgan is trying to further separate the King and his beloved wife, Guinevere. Was the Queen's affair not enough or must King Arthur be crushed further? The King cannot seem to catch a break when it comes to being betrayed by family.

Rumors are flying about Elaine the Fair. She has recently been spotted sporting a giant baby bump. We are dying to know who the father is. The latest rumor is that Lancelot is the father, but we have not been able to confirm or deny this theory yet. How will his lover, Guinevere, react to this scandalous speculation? Will Guinevere and Lancelot be over before they have even begun? More information will be provided as we learn more about this situation.

It has been confirmed that the fair Lady of Shalott has been spotted floating lifelessly down the river. Her death has not been confirmed yet, but rescue teams are trying to retrieve her as we speak. It is rumored that the fair Lady was last seen riding away from her daddy's estate with Sir Lancelot. There have always been rumors of a curse that would bring her death if she looked upon Camelot. Was Lancelot’s charm enough to woo her curiosity and bring her out of her home and quite possible bring an end to her life?

Join us next week with the latest news from inside Camelot.

Header Image: Flickr

Guinevere and Lancelot Photo: WikiMedia

Morgan Le Fay: Wikimedia Commons

The Lady of Shalott: Wikipedia