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Lookie here everyone!
Lookie here everyone!
Yape.com is here at last! This website will tell you everything you need to know about Yape! Use the following table of contents to navigate this page, or click the sidebar for more pages!
Table of Contents
Table of Contents
Q and A
Q and A
What is Yape?
Yape is the most powerful of all office supplies, and a member of the elite group known as the Origami Korigami. Yape's purpose is to rush people into making horribley good decisions such as allowing Yape to take over your office.
What does Yape do?
Yape does Yape things.
What are "Yape things"?
Yape things include: Jumping up and down on your piano, taking over your office, messing up paper in ways that only Yape can do, selling more yape, writing this sentence, and more!
What do you mean by "Messing up paper in ways that only Yape can do"?
Oh, You know ;)
Is Yape useful to my office?
Obviously.
How useful is Yape?
Like really, a lot. It's EXTRA STRONG.
How strong is Yape?
Yape is stronger than an anime swordsman!
Why should I buy Yape?
Because it's Yape! Plus, you can use it to prepare for the Yapocalypse.
What is the "Yapocalypse"?
The Yapocalypse is the day when Yape will conquer the world and enslave humanity. The only way you can be spared is if you purchase Yape and use it to become a god.
Is Yape legal?
Probably.
Are you okay?
No. I just spent about 18 hours total making a video about Yape. That probably isn't healthy, even if it is Yape. Thanks for watching and checking out this website though, perhaps it was all worth it...
OF COURSE IT WAS WORTH IT! THIS IS YAPE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Should I stop asking questions?
Yes. Yes I should.
Contact us
Contact us
Phone: 504-679-YAPE (7423)
Email: Yape@gmail.com
Youtube: YAPE - YouTube
Note: Do not actually attempt to use this phone number or email, I just made them up. Do subscribe to Yape on Youtube though, I'm sure they'll appreciate it. They deserve a reward for becoming Yape.
Buy Yape
Buy Yape
Lyrics
Lyrics
Hey lookie here it's me, Yape!
The most poweful of all office supplies!
(Wait, what do you do?)
I do Yape things!
Like jump up and down on this piano!
(Is... that useful for my office?)
Obviously.
Hail the Origami Korigami
'Cause all the other songs are borigami
(Hey wait, the other songs are songs too!)
Did I stutter?
I'll mess up paper in ways that only Yape can do!
(Like... what?)
Oh, you know ;)
I am stronger than an anime swordsman
Give me an anime swordsman
Like, bring me scissors so I can flex on it
I really need you to know how useful Yape is
Like really a lot
What do you mean that doesn't rhyme?
I thought you wanted Yape now!
Your office is my domain
Yape gonna bring the pain
Yape is Amurican made
Mario just got played
Yape is a stationary to behold
available wherever office supplies are sold
More efficient than other supplies tenfold
An essential purchase from office depot
Yape is worth a thousand tapes
Like $4790 at Staples
I am like a god
Mario won't survive this scrape
You aren't my usual-
(Wait, we still don't even know what Yape does!)
*insert side effects here
What, did you think I was done?
Yape's work is never finished!
(Wait, seriously?)
I am better than Origami
All hail the great Korigami
I am Yape!
Yape is Great!
Somebody should take me out on a date
My number's 504-679-YAPE
Yape is a stationary to behold
720,000 copies sold!
I'll give you seven tips and tricks
to prepare you for the Yapocalypse!
1. Find Yape
2. Buy Yape
3. Use Yape
4. Become Yape
5. Become God
6. Buy more Yape
7. Become God-er
Yape is better than all the tapes in the world
Cherished by all the little boys and girls!
I'll sell Yape to all the schools
So not using Yape is against the rules!
(Are you even allowed to do that?)
Of course!
I am Yape!
Yape is so stretchy and long
This makes Yape: EXTRA STRONG
With Yape you truly can't go wrong
Find out more on YAPE.com!
(He has a website now?)
(I don't even know what's going on anymore)
Let me introduce you to my family:
Red Yape
Blue Yape
Old Yape
New Yape
Roll of Yape
Masking Yape
Yape that looks like bacon for no apparent reason
Vidyo Yape
Double Yape
And my distant cousin,
Toylet Yaper!
[Sup]
I am Yape!
Yape tastes like grape!
Yape is so good it rhymes with Trape
You should go and buy Yape right now
Look on the website to find out how
I should be royalty,
Yape is sorta regal
Yape is so good it's probably illegal
(Are you sure you should tell people that?)
It doesn't matter though, no one knows my location
Yape's going somewhere for a distant vacation!
Goodbye!
Buy lots of Yape!
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