Possible side effects of Yape

Possible side effects of Yape may include: dizziness, vomiting, fever, headaches, backaches, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowsiness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflammation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a lamborghini, subscribing to Juno Songs, man on the Internet, Dimentio21, Chaos Theory, and Yape, vomiting, and heart palpatations. Consult a doctor before using.

Please note that it is highly unlikely any of these will occur (with the exception of vomiting, which has apparently happened on multiple occasions).

Instruction manual

To apply: Put on some sort of gloves to avoid physical contact. Peel Yape off of the dispenser, and cut it with the razor-sharp pointy things on the end. Be careful not to touch the sticky part too much or it may become impossible to remove. Place one end of Yape on the first object you want to apply Yape to, then stretch your piece of Yape until it reaches the second object. Press down firmly on both sides. Objects will now be permanently stuck together. it should now be safe to remove gloves.

To remove: Yape cannot be removed. If you have Yape stuck to your skin, then you must wait until your skin cells die and fall off. This is why gloves are recommended. There is a chance for one of the side effects mentioned above to occur if Yape is stuck to your body.

Note for future users of Yape: please do not stick Yape to peoples faces. This is not only a horrible idea, but has happened to more people than it probably should have. Use Yape responsibly.