Lore

Part 1:

The story of YAPE begins when King Olly is assembling the League of Stationaries. YAPE wanted to work as King Olly's personal body guard, but King Olly rejected him due to being too rowdy and not specifying what he could do. Little did Olly know, he made a big mistake., since YAPE would've been more than powerful enough to kill Mario and all of his friends. So YAPE decided to go to the local Office Depot and expand on one of his favorite hobbies: piano-stomping. YAPE used his amazing talent of piano-stomping to entertain all of the customers in Office Depot. His piano-stomping was so good, that the manager decided to hire YAPE as an entertainer and that job payed very well. YAPE is now a millionaire and lives in his glorious YAPE mansion.

part 2

One day, YAPE was browsing Youtube on his $1,000 gaming PC because he was bored, but then he saw something in his recommended page. It was....a song about his old friend Hole Punch? YAPE was curious, so he clicked on the video. He noticed that the video was created by someone named Juno Songs. YAPE wanted to see what else Juno Songs had made, so he went to Juno's channel homepage. He then decided to check out the playlists and there was something that caught his eye: a playlist of songs about the Legion of Stationaries. YAPE noticed that everyone was going to get a song... except for him. YAPE was furious. This was unacceptable! There was only one thing left to do: break into Juno's house, hack into his account and publish a song himself.

On the day that YAPE planned to break into Juno's house, Juno had invited Man on the Internet and Paper Mario over to play Wii Sports Resort on Juno's Wii. YAPE went over to Juno's house with his $1,500 piano and broke through the window. He started up the camera and began to sing a wonderful melody. Once Juno heard one of his windows breaking, he and his friends rushed into his room only to find YAPE stomping on his expensive piano and singing. Man on the Internet, Paper Mario, and Juno all stood there in shock. What was this... thing that had broken into their house? YAPE began to sing about all of his amazing qualities and why he is a must-have for your office. However, Juno and his friends began questioning YAPE. YAPE didn't care, as he was the most powerful of all office supplies. YAPE finished recording the song and then uploaded it to Youtube. "See you later! YAPE OUT" YAPE exclaimed as he jumped back through the broken window and back to his YAPE mansion. YAPE decided to celebrate his success by going into his private movie theater room and playing Mario Kart Wii.

Part Three:

YAPE was looking for a new sub-job, as piano-stomping at Office Depot (and eventually Staples) was getting boring. He wanted some more action in his life. So when YAPE saw a manhole on the street by his house, he decided to open it up and jump in. Little did YAPE know, that manhole was the entrance to the secret lair of the Origami Korigami: Korigami Kolly. "I've been expecting you, YAPE." Korigami Kolly stated as he gazed at YAPE with great interest. "WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PLACE? WHY IS THERE A MAN LIVING IN A MANHOLE- WELL, I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE IT'S A MAN-HOLE." "Well, I have been in search of new members for my glorious legion that will help me destroy Juno Songs and his friends." Korigami Kolly explained to YAPE. "MHM, GO ON." YAPE said curiously. "I have been assembling an army of illogical commenters off of the place known as Youtube, and they've been quite effective at demoralizing Juno and his pathetic friends." Korigami Kolly said. "But they're not always reliable. I've been assembling a legion of the most powerful beings to help me take down Juno. A legion that is called the Legion of Impatientairy." Korigami Kolly explained. "MHM, SEEMS INTERESTING. ARE YOU RECRUITING?" YAPE asked. "Yes, the only recruit I have in the Legion of Impatientairy I have right now is The Frenzied Firearm, also known as GUN. He's already powerful alone, but his power isn't nearly enough. Plus, you seem worth for my legion." Kolly said. "So, want to join?" He asked. "OH YES, I'VE ALWAYS HATED JUNO AND I NEED A JOB!" YAPE exclaimed. "So it is decided. Since everyone in the Legion of Impatientairy gets an alias, you will be The Rowdy Rusher." Kolly declared. "AW YEAH! CAN I GO NOW?" YAPE asked. "Yes, you are dismissed, and it would be good to get to know your companion, GUN." Kolly rasped. YAPE rolled around Kolly's lair and eventually found the hangout where GUN was.

(to be continued...)

Special thanks to Bunny 1650 for gathering this information. We are currently unsure of how they got ahold of this and suspect they may be working with the Korigami, but for the time being we will allow this information to be published.

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