December 2019

On Tuesday 3rd December, the WNAS held an AGM at its depot, the Mundford Bowls Club. It was chaired by, Chris H, and was supported by our manager, David A. The formalities were executed swiftly and efficiently; all existing officers were returned to their posts and there was a healthy balance left in the kitty. For more detailed information regarding this please visit our website: www.westnorfolkaviationsociety.org.uk where you will also find, information regarding future and past events.

After a raffle, a nosh, a noggin and a natter the chairman concluded the evening’s entertainment with a briefish and very amusing account of his posting from Conningsby in 1984 to Fort Stanley in the Falklands for a clean-up operation. Forever the humourist, Chris, an ex-RAF armourer, in his self-effacing naivety, adopted a light-hearted approach to his involvement by declaring: ‘When I first heard that British territory had been invaded by the Argentinians, I wondered why on earth would they want to attack Scotland?’ We suppose his confusion lay in the fact that Falklands has a tonal resonance with Orkney and Faroe. In a similar vein, he went on to declare the exercise was a way of making his own contribution to the downfall and later imprisonment of the renegade General Galtieri.

The list of aircraft requiring Chris’ involvement during his tour was endless but, needless to say, his beloved Sidewinder missile got a special mention. And, to illustrate this he had constructed his own rocket but, with slightly different styling. It consisted of a six-foot broom handle upon which was mounted a cardboard artist’s storage tube decked with yuletide nose artwork. It was brought to the launch pad: an aluminium milk churn. The touch paper was lit. The launching was not spectacular. There were sparks, a fizzle and a pop from both ends. The broom handle didn’t leave the ground but the nose took a short sideways flight onto the edge of the bowling green. There were no casualties and hopefully, the £100 donation the society made to the bowls club won’t all be consumed in the restitution of the green.

Our next meetings will be held on January 7th and February 4th; all welcome.

Nigel Tooth.