"To mash or not to mash, there is no question Wether tis nobler to in the mind to suffer On the crank mashing watts and slaying the course Or to take it out hard on the swim in a sea of trouble. Mashing, sending it - that's all mashing is - smashing the crank Such that a thousand natural shocks are generated by the watts we crank and the FTP is pushed Such consummation devoutly to be wished"

- Billy Shakespeare

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

​-Hunter S Thompson

"If you ain’t first, you’re last... I was high when I said that, hell you can be second, you can be third, heck you can even be fourth"

​-Reese Bobby

"In act 1, I was struggling to survive, nobody wanted my action dead or alive. In act 2, I hit the big time, and bodies be all up on my behind, and I can’t help myself, cause I was born to shine. If you don’t like it, you can shove it, but you don’t like it, you love it. So I’ll be up here in a rage, till they put the curtain down on the stage."

-Weezer, Greatest Man that ever lived

"Here’s how I’m gonna best you. I’m gonna outwork you. That’s it. That’s all there is to it.”

​- Pat muthufukin Summitt

“I have always won. and I’m going to continue to win. And that’s the way it is.”

​ -Donald Trump

"Success is not owned, it’s rented... and that rent is due every day"

— joe filliol

[After Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball] Coach Calhoun: Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don’t require any physical contact. Danny: Oh, yeah? Like what?

Coach Calhoun: Like, uh... track!

Danny: Whaddaya mean, like running?

Coach Calhoun: Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!

Danny: That could be cool.

-From the movie Grease