Website Changelog

For Funkorp Employees'  Eyes Only

JRED> 2/27/24 -- Initial website publication, shutdown of the old site.

JRED> 3/15/24 -- Changed the layout of the maps to make the tour path more clear.

JRED> 3/15/24 -- Conglomerated the 'Manifest' Page with the 'Look Inside the Humboldt' Page.

JRED> 3/15/24 -- Re-ordered the Manifest to be by number rather than rank to enhance clarity.

JRED>3/16/24 -- Added a list to the 'Look Inside the Humboldt' page of each associated number and name for enhanced clarity and to minimize confusion.

FitnessTaco>3/17/24 -- Created a page for tourgoer reviews, in order to present customers with greater context surrounding the attraction, its story, and world it's set within. Currently empty due to the lack of reviews.

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# You can just say 'to boost customer engagement. Also do we really have no reviews at all?

FitnessTaco>JRED#comment# No sweat Jared, Carmen and I are working on making some.

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# You're not allowed to forge reviews. Leave the page empty until we get real ones if we have to, but I'm not gonna let you ruin this website like you did the last one.

JRED>3/18/24 -- Added additional historical context to the 'An Outline of your Tour' page regarding the mutineers and Calliope Vilcaux, also broke up the formatting on that page for better readability.

FitnessTaco>3/18/24 -- Removed incorrect historical information from Manifest -- Sorrigan Vik and Dalton Reed were not on this expedition as the former was on vacation and the latter had recently been fired by von Sochocky. It was also maybe more confusing than it was worth to have them in there initially, hence the change.

JRED>3/18/24 -- Changed the times on the homepage to make it less confusing for customers whose tours are not at 2:30 PM.

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# Blame Regina. She has genuinely no idea what she's talking about when she 'researches'.

JRED> 3/18/24 -- Fixed an error causing names and pictures of reviewers to appear on the Team Page.

FitnessTaco>3/19/24 -- First review posted! 

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# Are you serious?!?! 'no threats of violence against me or my loved ones'?! You and Carmen have really crossed a line this time I swear. Get that $hit off my website.

FitnessTaco>JRED #comment# Dude, chill. That's a real review, look at the IP address. It's not ours. Carmen and I had nothing to do with this.

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# Fine I'm checking, but if it's ours I'm getting you fired.

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# ...

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# So what jokester wrote this then?

FitnessTaco>JRED #comment# IKR? No idea. But since it's not mine, I'm keeping it up there.

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# Fine /reluc. Do what you want, I guess.

FitnessTaco>4/21/24 -- Upon returning from vacation, there are enough reviews to populate the rest of the page! Added five additional reviews.

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# F, these reviews are UNHINGED. Midlife crisis housewife, our $hitty competitor, some oversharing professor, and your cringey girlfriend.

FitnessTaco>JRED #comment# she's not cringey

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# Do we really have no better reviews to post on here?

FitnessTaco>JRED #comment# Sorry man, these are all we got. I think they're funny, too! They add a bit of silliness to our website!

JRED>FitnessTaco #comment# Our attraction is the aquatic equivalent of visiting a murder scene. I don't think silliness is what we need.

FitnessTaco>JRED #comment# Alright man, I'd take em down but then we'd lose our stars on Tripadvisor.