Tourgoer Testimonies!

I am writing this five-star review of my own volition, with my full consent, and with no threats of violence against myself or my loved ones. The Humboldt Reflections was an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience that I would never wish on my greatest enemy. Because of how fun it is, obviously, and I wouldn’t want *them* to have a great time. Yes, I would highly recommend it, especially if you wish to discover things about this world that you never thought possible. Please, believe me and come visit this awe-inspiring, incredible tourist attraction. I just want to see my family again.

pretty cool tour, kinda scary tho

I was, in a word: chuffed to see what Funkorp has done with this most intriguing of heritage sites. My father, Doctor Edgar Gasprey II, PhD,  nephew of the aforementioned Second Officer Chester Gasprey, was one of the project leads during the original archeological excavation of the Humboldt. The submarine and its strange phenomena are heavily ingrained in the history of my family and this tour respectfully paid homage to the bizarre events aboard the Humboldt and expertly explored the intricacies of the paranormal occurrences. I would have gone into more depth myself, hence only the three stars, but overall a quite solid experience.

omg i went on this for my birthday cause its always intrigued me… and like it was so cool. i mean. not like the actual tour that was cool but what was cooler was how cute one of the tour guides wasss >w< like i was blushing the whole time and trying to see them while they were looking away an stugf!! anyways anyways i got thei number and we have a date at 8 this tuesday so i highly recommend coming, such a lovely thing!       @mybeloved see you later~~~ (i know your reading this you set up the review page) <333 

Ever since the affair me and Bob have had a lot of tension. Maybe I was too harsh on him and he didn’t feel respected. We decided to make things work but things have been difficult for the kids. For there sake I’ve been trying to forgive him but the healing process is hard! Well when we learned I was pregnant two months ago we knew that something had to change. When I saw the advertisement for this trip I remembered when I was a kid and my dad used to take me out on fishing trips with my older brothers. We would go every summer and spend all day out on the lake. It was so much fun! We stopped going when I was 13 and he got into an accident. The submarine reminded me of that. The lake vacation not the accident. Me and Bob agreed that it could really help us all bond as a family again. This trip did just that and more! The whole family enjoyed it! It felt just like before he had that fling with Carol Anne. We almost had an emergency when Susie got sick on the trip but like a champ she powered through! Timmy really liked getting to see the sea turtles. 10/10 

Absolutely sucky exhibit. In for some real fun? Come to Jimmy Trout's Scare Emporium right down the block. Every Wednesday from 5-6 is Half-off Stripper Night!!!