Entertainment
A collection of comics, photos, reviews and articles from the students.
Memory Lane
Girls Group at Eden Marine High School has been such an amazing experience, getting to know some of the girls who go has been a great pleasure and I really hope to go in the future, as it has helped me overcome my fear of speaking to people, so basically coming out of my shell.
All of the group tasks we do are pretty fun. Learning about relationships, positives and negatives in life, we even do surveys so we know how much we have improved at school, my attendance has gone right up as well as my happiness.
Written by Kayley Chalker
Dear Betty!
Dear Betty,
Why is choccy milk so good?
Well because it tastes good!
Dear Betty,
How do you cook quiche?
Out on the concrete on a mega hot day whilst eating a zooper dooper.
Dear Betty,
Is cereal a soup?
No it’s a chunky milkshake duh.
A poem about discrimination
The heartaches of long ongoing issues that still happen to this day keeping a bad sustainability in our world that we are breaking,
Breaking all of our minds because we keep on thinking that it is okay to discriminate but it is actually terribly and sadly blinding,
When we all open up our eyes we all think that the world is going to get better but in reality nothing is helping nor changing,
It is okay to speak up when you feel something’s not right so stop walking away from all these problems you think are worth hiding,
And yes sometimes there is always that certain person that will not listen because they enjoy seeing the sight of people fighting,
But you should not pay any open attention to anyone who are going to try their hardest to break down so many of your buildings,
So please just take a small, tiny and easy moment to really think and listen to what you are doing and what you know is missing.
Written by: Nikea Brooks
Old cars for fun & fellowship
The Sapphire Coast Historic Vehicle Club ‘Vintage Car Club’ in Pambula was founded in 1983 by numerous of people including; Max Sinclair, Henry Petterson, Vin Bray, Norm Smith, Sandra Bray, Jim Spears, Irene Spears, Ken Whitby, Robert Cole, Jim McGrath, John Liston, Reg Buckland.
The president of the club is Jeff and the most consistent and hard working member is Gary.
They are also extremely proud of the mentor program, the mentor program was started in the early 2000’s with the previous president, and it has been running for about 16years. Workers are not dedicated certain times or hours, all workers are voluntary and they do it in their own enjoyment for the club. If projects don't go to plan for the car club, they solve it , they will source around and find whatever they need to fix their problems. Problem solving is a big part of the club. The Model T has been worked on for over 4 years now, and it was completely made from scratch, everything needed to be restored and modified. The community benefits from the club in many different ways, groups from Victoria and NSW comes to visit the club so it is an income to the community.
The image below is a car that was fully modified with the mentoring program, it was made into a fully electric car in 2002.
Written By: James Hare, Kobi Boller
Restaurant Review: ‘Toast’ of Pambula
Toast is a wonderful establishment for the consumption of healthy, delicious food. Their menu ranges from a burger special, vegan and vegetarian dishes and options, and classic dishes for your everyday brunch outing. They also feature a Friday and Saturday dinner that has a range of options that can satisfy your craving for local cuisine.
The atmosphere is incredibly friendly and is welcoming to all people of all ages. Toast also has some excellent sustainability factors as they are running completely without single use plastics and are the first café in the Bega Valley certified to use Fogo, contributing to a cleaner, greener environment.
Overall, Toast is an incredibly welcoming and local place to enjoy some delicious food.
4/5 stars :)
Written by Josh O'Reilly
22 Fun Facts
The 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg.
Some cats are allergic to people.
From 20 miles away, you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat. The biggest heart in the world beating in the largest mammal
The odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740.
The first drink to be taken to space was Coca-Cola
It takes approximately 1,204 grapes to make a bottle of wine
Elephants can’t jump
Baby sea otters can’t swim
The moon has moonquakes
Humans are the only animals that blush
No numbers before 1,000 contains the letter A
Movie trailers originally played after the movie
Glitter was made on a ranch
Bees can fly higher than Mount Everest
Your brain synapses shrink while you sleep
Bananas glow blue under black lights
Adult cats are lactose intolerant
Wood frogs can hold their pee up to 8 months
Rabbits can’t puke
Peanuts aren’t technically nuts
Cotton candy was invented by a dentist
Fingernails don’t grow after you
Created by: Kayley Chalker
nosh Merimbula
If you are interested in a bright & airy space to have either a delicious breakfast or lunch meal seven days a week, nosh Merimbula is the place to go. Owned by a Merimbula local, nosh opened in 2019 and offers phenomenal coffee along with delicious menu items, all while being gluten free.
Fruit loaded smoothie or juice paired with a house-baked treat, Mmm sounds good to me!
nosh Merimbula has a breezy pet-friendly outdoor deck area with a lake side view, as well as an enclosed playground for the kiddies to have fun and enjoy. It’s the perfect setting to indulge in a coffee or cocktail and everything in between.
Come on down to nosh Merimbula at 2/29 Market St, Merimbula!
Written by Kalarni Ackling
20 Corny Jokes
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!
7. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
8. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
11. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
12. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
13. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
14. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern...
15. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.
16. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!
17. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
18. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
19. When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
When the punchline is a parent
20. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
Written By: Tahlia Janes
Puzzles, Comics & Photos
Artworks
Artwork by: Madalyn Ambrosio
Artwork By: Ethan Scerri
Photos
Sustainable Practices at Eden Marine High School
Photos by: Taj Gray
Puzzles
Sudoku
Each of the nine blocks has to contain all the numbers 1-9 within its squares. Each number can only appear once in a row, column or box.
Math Puzzle
Try to fill in the missing numbers.
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.
Each number is only used once.
Each row is a math equation. Each column is a math equation.
Remember that multiplication and division are performed before addition and subtraction.
/ is division
Cross Word
Across
2. A synonym for a drawing
4. The non-abbreviated version of ads
6. A group of close-knit people all living in one location
8. The antonym of sustainable
11. A visual form of entertainment with a large majority created in Hollywood
12. Milk cartons, cardboard etc. fall under this category. Sculptures are also sometimes made from it
Down
1. A form of the arts which utilises sound
3. If something can be used continuously without major effects it is ___
5. The purpose of both music and movies
7. The widest area of the arts, including things such as sculptures, paintings and drawings. 2 words
9. A paper booklet that informs the populous of events, provides feel good stories etc.
10. A larger community
Fallen Phrase Puzzle
Complete the phrase on the board.
The letters of the phrase on the board have fallen on the ground. You have to put the letters back on the board in the correct order. Luckily the letters fell directly under the column as they were on the board.
Good luck!
Sustainability/Arts Word Search
Words
COMMUNITY
CONCEPT
DRAMA
ENGAGING
ENTERTAINING
ENVIRONMENT
GLOBAL
LOCALISED
MUSIC
POETRY
SHAPE
SOCIETY
SPACE
STORY
SUSTAINABLE
TEXTURE
THEMES
VALUE
VISUAL
Words
ART
COMMUNITY
CONCEPT
ENGAGING
ENTERTAINING
LOCALISED
MUSIC
SOCIETY
SUSTAINABLE
THEMES
Box Scramble Puzzle
Unscramble each of the clue words.
Take the letters that appear in the boxes with a ring inside it and unscramble them for the final message.
The Unknown Integers
Try to fill in the missing numbers.
The missing numbers are integers between 0 and 9.
The numbers in each row add up to totals to the right.
The numbers in each column add up to the totals along the bottom.
The diagonal lines also add up the totals to the right.
The Puzzles seen above were all created by the following people: Thomas Gee, Kayley Chalker, Tahlia Janes & Rhiannon Samuels-Connell