In a fit of extreme laziness, and desire to get some writing momentum going. D Malcolm decided to feed some Chainsaw Bob story titles into an AI text generator, and see what it spat out. Below are the first 9 potential story summaries. More added each month, because there is a limit of 10 "free" stories, and this thing doesn't pay for itself yet.

Chainsaw Bob vs Billy-Bob The Hillbilly Sniper

Chainsaw Bob was a small-town mechanic living in the rural outskirts of Oklahoma. He was an ordinary man who lived an ordinary life until one fateful morning when Billy-Bob the Hillbilly Sniper showed up at his doorstep.

Billy-Bob had been hired by a local rancher to rid his property of pesky critters. But Chainsaw Bob stepped in to protect the animals and Billy-Bob declared war against him.

Soon, Chainsaw Bob was arming himself with anything he could find in his workshop: hedge clippers, hedge trimmers, saws, and other power tools he could fit on the end of a barbell. He even created a homemade chainsaw that would make any lumberjack proud!

Meanwhile, Billy-Bob had fashioned himself a custom sniper rifle and was determined to take out Chainsaw Bob from across the field. The two squared off for days as Chainsaw Bob used his arsenal of power tools against Billy-Bob's single rifle

Chainsaw Bob vs 200 Foot Tall Lizard from the Deep

Bob was just a simple woodcutter living in the small rural town of Raccoon Creek. One day, Bob was out cutting down trees when suddenly he heard an unearthly roar coming from the nearby lake. Upon further inspection, Bob found a two hundred foot tall lizard emerging from the depths!

Bob quickly grabbed his chainsaw and prepared to battle the giant creature. Little did he know that this battle would be like no other he had ever seen!

The giant lizard began its attack by spewing fire from its mouth and then shooting lightning from its eyes. Bob used his chainsaw to deflect the attacks and eventually managed to slice off one of its claws with a well-timed swing of his weapon.

The lizard stumbled back in pain, but it wasn’t down for the count just yet. It opened its mouth and let out a mighty roar that shook the ground around them.

Bob knew he had to act fast or risk being.

Chainsaw Bob vs Pop Zombies: Take Party Pill, like crappy dance music

It was a normal day at the local record store until Chainsaw Bob showed up. Much to his surprise, the zombies had infested the store, making it their own personal dance club. The zombies were all wearing headphones and shuffling to the sound of classic cheesy pop music from the 1960s and 70s.

Chainsaw Bob was there for one purpose: to break up this zombie party. He grabbed a chainsaw from the back of the store, determined to chop down any zombie that got in his way.

But things weren’t so easy for Bob; these zombies were particularly resilient. No matter how many times he tried to cut them down, they would just get back up and start dancing again.

That’s when Bob remembered that these zombies were still somewhat human; they still wanted a good time. So Bob started dancing himself, encouraging the other zombies to join him in some cheesy dance moves while playing classic party tunes on.

Chainsaw Bob vs Animal-Man Mutants

The world has been invaded by Animal-Man Mutants and it's up to Chainsaw Bob to save the day. He soon discovers that the mutants have a taste for human flesh and the only way to stop them is by using his trusty chainsaw.

Bob takes on a team of Animal-Man Mutants with his saw and quickly dispatches them, but soon realizes that there are many more of these mutant creatures out there. He decides to seek help from an old friend, Professor Stanley, who is an expert in animal behavior.

The professor reveals that the mutants have been created through a combination of animal DNA and human genes - something he calls "hybridization". He also reveals that the only way to stop them is by destroying their source of power - a hybridization machine located deep within an abandoned factory.

Bob sets off on his mission to take down the factory, but before he can reach it he must battle hordes of Animal-Men Mutants

Chainsaw Bob vs Captain Cwover and his Cwovernaughts

The evil Captain Cwover and his army of militant cwovernaughts have been terrorizing the town of Little Rock, Arkansas. Fortunately, the townsfolk have Chainsaw Bob and his trusty chainsaw to protect them.

With his chainsaw at the ready, Chainsaw Bob sets forth on a mission to take down the nefarious Captain Cwover and put an end to his reign of terror. He rallies a rag-tag team of misfits from Little Rock – an elderly blacksmith, a loud-mouthed sheriff, an aloof librarian – and together they set off in pursuit of Captain Cwover and his cwovernaughts.

The ensuing chase is filled with chaotic chases through town, close encounters with angry cwovernaughts, and creative weaponization of everyday objects (including a surprisingly effective use of library books). In the end, it's Chainsaw Bob that triumphs over Captain Cwover in an epic

Chainsaw Bob vs Reality TV Zombies: Switch On, Brain Switch Off

Bob is a small-town chainsaw-wielding hero who isn't afraid of anything. He's known for taking on all kinds of strange and dangerous creatures, but he's about to face his greatest challenge yet: Reality TV Zombies.

The zombies in this town have been brainwashed by the over-the-top, banal content of reality television. They wander mindlessly around town, repeating the same catchphrases and mouthing the same ridiculous arguments they heard on TV. Bob must find a way to get them back to their senses before they turn the whole town into mindless drones.

He puts together a plan: Bob will use his chainsaw to create a giant turbine generator and blast music throughout the town. The sound waves will disrupt the zombies' brains, allowing them to break free from their TV trance and turn back into regular people again.

Unfortunately, Bob's plan doesn't go as planned when he accidentally turns on an old TV set

Chainsaw Bob vs Bug-Eyed Aliens

Chainsaw Bob is an intergalactic lumberjack tasked with taking down a hoard of bug-eyed aliens. As the aliens try to take over the galaxy, Chainsaw Bob fights them off with his powerful chainsaw. He cuts through their ships, and even their alien armor, with precision and style.

Bob soon discovers that the aliens are not what they seem. They are actually robots created by a rogue scientist who has gone mad from his research into genetics. Bob has to dodge their laser beams, swings his chainsaw with even more force, and eventually manages to take down the robot army.

The scientist reveals he created the robots to protect his research from anyone who tried to steal it, but acknowledges that Chainsaw Bob's work was impressive. After destroying the robots, Chainsaw Bob is rewarded with a medal of honor from the galactic government and given enough money to buy all the chainsaws he wants!

The story ends with Chainsaw Bob returning home...

Chainsaw Bob vs Evil Flying Monkey Assassins... of DOOM

Chainsaw Bob is an ex-soldier who now lives as a lumberjack in the woods. One day, while he was cutting down trees in the forest, he heard a strange noise and saw something flying above him. He soon realized that it was an Evil Flying Monkey Assassin. The Monkey had been sent by an evil overlord to take out Chainsaw Bob, and had been instructed to use its special powers to destroy him. Chainsaw Bob was no match for the Monkey's superpowers, so he quickly ran for his life. He ran for miles and eventually found himself in a clearing in the woods where he found an old abandoned sawmill. He quickly devised a plan and set up several chainsaws around the perimeter of the sawmill, hoping that they would be enough to fend off any further attack from the Evil Flying Monkey Assassins of DOOM. Sure enough, later that night, Chainsaw Bob heard the sound of flapping wings as Unsafe

Chainsaw Bob vs Creeping Killer Slimes

Bob, a chainsaw wielding lumberjack, is minding his own business when he stumbles into a field of slimes that are on the prowl. Bob's chainsaw whirring and spinning gets the attention of the slimes. Suddenly, dozens of slimes start to swarm Bob from all directions.

Bob swings his chainsaw wildly about with the intent of keeping the slimes at bay but it proves fruitless. He decides to retreat and starts running back towards his truck for safety. On his way there, he trips over a fallen log and falls face first into a pile of slimes!

Bob gets up quickly and brushes off the slime from his clothes as he takes off running again. He finally makes it back to his truck just in time! He slams the door shut and locks it tight before revving up his engine and peeling out of there in no time.

Safely home, Bob decides to devise an even better plan...

Chainsaw Bob vs The Womanizer: Her Deadly "she-ray" turns men into women

Chainsaw Bob vs The Totally Evil, Cute and Cuddly Cat Lady from Down the Street

Chainsaw Bob vs Little Kim: The Little Dickens... of EVIL

Chainsaw Bob vs George: He's quite harmless most of the time really

Chainsaw Bob vs Evil Steve and his gun that turns everyone into Steve's

Chainsaw Bob vs Farter Christmas: You'll wish you got coal this year

Chainsaw Bob vs The Blonde One: Men get frozen in awe

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHEESE GRATER!

Chainsaw Bob vs The Mummy's Daddy: Who is also a Mummy

Chainsaw Bob vs Ethnic Stereotype Dracula

Chainsaw Bob vs The Plumber: When there's something strange in your loo

Chainsaw Bob vs The Infero-Ice Bucket

Chainsaw Bob vs Swamp Monsters... from HELL

Chainsaw Bob vs Hells Granny... She's knitting you a sweater of DOOM

Chainsaw Bob vs Ghastly Ghouly Ghosties

Chainsaw Bob vs Teenagers: Ugh! (only Timtam & Tamtim the Wonder Twins can save the day)

Chainsaw Bob vs Mr Corporation: You Got to Play the Game to Climb the Ladder

Chainsaw Bob vs Silent Bob

Chainsaw Bob vs The Not Evil Aliens who just want to run corner dairies in peace thank-you very much

Chainsaw Bob vs The Ogremen: Who would be nice if they were just left alone

Chainsaw Bob vs Naked Ned and his Clothing Evaporator

Chainsaw Bob vs Tony and his army of Robot Minions

Chainsaw Bob vs The Skeleton Army

Chainsaw Bob vs Charles: The Acid Spitting Venomous Corgi... of DEATH

Chainsaw Bob vs Mike: Trainer of Dragons, Eater of Sushi

Chainsaw Bob vs The Road Ragers

Chainsaw Bob vs Pete: The One that got away

Chainsaw Bob vs The Pink Peril: All others Pale in Comparison

Chainsaw Bob vs Sven... The Country Club Tennis Instructor with a Mean Streak

Chainsaw Bob vs Olaf the Bezerker... with a giant hammer, who drives a truck.