Just your standard, garden variety zombified citizen. Not particularly intelligent, sneaky, or strong, but they seem to keep popping up when you least want them to.

What created them? Some say it was a virus cooked up in a K-Corp secret lab. Others say it was an experiment in genetics that went wrong. Others say it was an unlikely but potent mix of hipsters vaping, drinking craft beer and listening to Indi-Folk music that put them over the edge.

You've heard the stories, of monsters that go BUMP in the night, or creatures that lurk in the mists of the wilderness. The mysterious Ogre people just wanted to be left alone. Instead, the evil K-Corp had to build a Research and Development Complex right through their tribal lands. Now ANYONE with a DNA sequence of a Sapiens Sapiens is on the 'hit list'.

Each Ogre variation has its own strengths and immunities.

Reds: Live in volcanic hot zones, are immune to fire, have the shortest temper and are likely to fly into an uncontrollable rage.

Greens: Swamp monsters, immune to all variations of poisons. Sneaky, creepy, and lurk behind trees waiting to STRIKE!

Yellows: Sand Monsters. Anyone lost wandering in the desert, you think they get eaten by wild animals. Think again, the Yellow Ogres are expert savannah hunters, and can withstand extreme dry conditions, using massive dunes as camouflage.

Blues: Mountain Ogres. Strong as a diamond, sharp, and able to withstand extremes of heat and ice found in mountainous locations.

Purples: Night Stalkers. Hunters in the shadows. That creature under your bed, in your closet, that noise outside your window. The Purple Night Stalker Ogre is lurking, hunting you, feeding off your fear and confusion.

Skeletons: Just your average re-animated corpses or skeletal remains. Why do the recently re-animated dead always come back as evil and vengeful? What's with that evil skeleton that used to belong to a monk? What about sweet kitty, surely she still loves me, even as the undead? No Kitty, my arm does not contain catnip!!!

There's ALWAYS Bug-Eyed Aliens in science fiction stories like these, aren't there? Well, these jokers are no different. Travellers to Earth from a far distant planet in some star system we would call Andromeda, or Betelgeuse, lead by their fearless leader K'Naaa they call the planet BOB home (Bulbous Orbeous Ballroom) Earth scientists have since discovered. These Bug Eyes LOVE to dance and move. Most of their weaponry causes involuntary nerve and muscle spasms, akin to dance moves. Due to time and space delays, all of their weapons are currently set to 70's FUNK, 80's B'Bop and for some bizarre reason LINE DANCE. The Bug Eyes are more pests than genuine Earthbound threats, but don't cross their maniacal leader, or K'Naaa will rain down furious vengeance in the form of a dance battle... TO THE DEATH!!!

Eew, what is that stuck to the bottom of your shoe?

Its a gross as slime!

Each slime has a different effect depending on the colour, location, texture and aroma.

Blue Ice Slime: Obviously makes the stander on freeze

Red Flame Slime: Burns to the touch, and sustained pressure causes the contact point to burst into flames. OUCH!

Green Poison Slime: Poisons the contacting person

Yellow Sludge: Stand on this slime and its like standing on a giant peice of pre-chewed gum. Your feet will seem like they are surrounded by concrete, and no matter how fast you run, you will always seem like you are stuck in mud or quick-sand

Purple Monkey Dishwasher Confusion Slime Supreme: Stand on this and your whole world turns upside-down