These Characters don't hold any allegiance in the world of Chainsaw Bob, either to Lord K, Cwover and the Secret Police, or Ka-Naa the Alien Overlord.
These Characters don't hold any allegiance in the world of Chainsaw Bob, either to Lord K, Cwover and the Secret Police, or Ka-Naa the Alien Overlord.
HUR-DI-BURR
Hur-Di-Burr is just a simple, independent fruit and vegetable store owner. Just trying to make a living in the overly corporatized, chain store metropolis. For some reason however, he always seems to set up his mobile stall, exactly in the wrong place. Battle-field GROUND ZERO. Normally this isn't a problem, but if something should happen to his stall, and he has to rebuild and relocate...
SO HELP YOU!!!
CLIVE & FREDRICK
Clive and Fredrick are seedy tradesmen. Their construction and reconstruction firm have the official licence to repair and rebuild any city property destroyed "accidentally" by K-Corp. (When K-Corp doesn't want to be officially linked to the incident, you understand. Otherwise they would use their "official" reconstruction experts).
ROGER
Roger... is dodgy. Dodgy Roger. Roger the Dodger. Always after a quick buck, or an easy solution.
Roger is also ridiculously well connected when it comes to private prosecution lawyers. So if anything should happen, just know Roger will be around to sue somebody, or claim discrimination, or weasel his way into, or out of a tricky situation involving K-Corp, the City Police or any one of those other weird and unusual happenings lately...
COLIN
Colin, moves in the same circles as Roger and Hur-di-burr. He's just a bloke, trying to make his way in the city, running an independent tech resale company. All his stock is HOT, fresh off the boat, the BEST DEAL, so to speak. Its not to say that Colin is a wheeler dealer, or slimy or corrupt or anything like that, no not at all. He's just a man, trying to make a living, getting his customers some great deals on some cool new stuff.
Th'IMON THE SPARKLY UNICORN
Th'imon absolutely HATES being called a sparkly unicorn. No he doesn't barf or fart magical rainbows! No he doesn't dance in the dandelion meadows with the pixies and fairies, and to suggest such a thing will result in a likely decapitation, or at least a near fatal stabbing on the arm or leg. Th'mon just likes to wear vibrant clothing and has a bright purple mohawk hairdo, THATS ALL! To suggest "something isn't quite right" with Th'imon will get you in trouble. So help you, if you don't acknowledge and use the correct pronouns!!!