Execution of the Nomad
1 When the time came, the Nomad was brought to the prison courtyard. 2 Above him on a balcony, Pope Andersen asked him again, “Do you claim to be him; the one, true dog eater?” The Nomad responded, 3 “I am he who eats dogs.” 4 Pope Andersen then declared, “Blasphemer! Blasphemer! 5 Take him to the Brazen Bull!” 6 After the Trial he was taken to Mount Barsa and after half an hour, the Nomad was brought to the brazen bull, he was put inside and burned alive.
The Arrival of St. Tony
2 Thirteen minutes after the execution, St. Tony came into the city. 2 To the horror of St. Tony, the Nomad was deceased. 3 Then he said, “Go! Take the Pope!” 4 They took the Pope out of Syria into the Congo where they fed him cobalt till they could no longer. 5 Then they went to Mount Barsa and buried the Nomad in a tomb on the summit. 6 Then they embalmed Pope Andersen’s body and mounted it on a cross; using it as a scarecrow.
St. Jake Learns About The Nomad’s Death
4 And when the news of The Nomad came to St. Jake, he was plagued with grief. 2 Nothing could comfort his despair, not even a cup of Earl Gray tea brought by St. Tony. 3 St. Jake was guzzling tea down each day to try to drown his sorrows, but he couldn’t. 4 Right around this time, the evil spirits who rebelled against The Nomad were deluding and destroying humanity. 5 The disciples tried to do something about this, St. Christian was locked in an intense duel, using dark blade, but the evil spirit, William Lawrence[a], pinned him down with a dagger to his neck. 6 Christian saw St. Jake in a window next to him and started yelling for help, but Jake was too invested in sobbing and drinking tea. 7 St. Jake finally understood Funis Liang right there and stopped guzzling tea[b], which allowed him to hear St. Christian to which he jumped into action. 8 He busted through the window with a cup of tea without spilling a drop. 9 Then, William confronted him, but St. Jake skipped the dialogue and did a hook kick to William in the jaw. 10 After he effortlessly pinned down William, he poured a couple drops of tea down his throat and he shriveled up into a sponge 11 Now after this, St. Jake knew that with a couple drops of water William would come back, so as per St. Tucker’s recommendation, he locked him up in a silica gel packet.
[a]The William here was a child that the true William asexually reproduced; likewise, the one in Prayers of Jerish 6:8-9 was also a child. The True William has yet to be defeated and is constantly reproducing.
[b] Prayers of Jerish 17:2-4 STTV or Funis Liang 1:2-4 SANLV